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uniform dating? send to the 101 room

scabbyhorse
scabbyhorse Posts: 2,564
in General Charlton
There is a advert on tv at moment called uniform dating
.........what happens there then? On a date do you turn up in uniform? Do you turn up at the date dressed in your policeman clobber and your date dressed in her morrison gear? What a crock of shit. What would you send to room 101?

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  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Nathan
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,181
    edited February 2013
    That advert goes 'whether your into uniforms or not, we have people for you'

    So basically you're just a dating website.
  • scabbyhorse
    scabbyhorse Posts: 2,564
    edited February 2013
    Signs in the street if your dog fouls the pavement. .............room 101 please....has anyone really been fined 1000 pound?



  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,326
    Is a tabard a uniform? Quite fond of dinner ladies.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,326
    Northern monkey WUMs.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,355
    scabbyhorse said:

    Signs in the street if your dog fouls the pavement. .............room 101 please....has anyone really been fined 1000 pound?



    Those signs lost any weight they held when Paula Radcliffe did a shit on the mall during the London marathon
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,636
    Once dated a girl on Internet, who said she dated a man who told her he worked in traffic management for the local authority.


    He was a lollipop man !

    She might have found him on Uniform dating .
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    at the minute Foxes and moles but putting crafty feckas down there the moles would escape

    blind my arse
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    How big is room 101?
    If its big enough, I would like to send the working class to room 101.
  • SilentAddick
    SilentAddick Posts: 1,603
    Does full kit winkers qualify? ;-)

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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,336
    smudge7946 said:

    How big is room 101?
    If its big enough, I would like to send the working class to room 101.

    Who would you get to polish your throne then smudge?
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    smudge7946 said:

    How big is room 101?
    If its big enough, I would like to send the working class to room 101.

    Good gracious no! Then it will only be the foreigners around to do the cleaning jobs

    :)

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