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LenGlover
LenGlover Posts: 31,651
edited February 2013 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Colin Powell:

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."
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    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Mrs Abraham Lincoln. "No love. let's stay in, I've heard the play's boring"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Pistorious's bird - "Do I need a shit? No, think I'll bake it for now"
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    ' I told them I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed at me'.
    'They're not laughing now'

    Bob Monkhouse
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,242
    edited February 2013
    "Oi Reeva, cushion the fall of that timber next time love!"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Nicky Bailey - "Mmm, I'll keep this one nice and low"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,213
    "A sly little kick of that lump Halford, who's going to notice?"

    Kermorgant
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,213
    "I'm sure an open top car in Dallas will be fine, Mr President"
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    "I'll make them regret not letting me go to Villa!"

    D Stephens
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,213
    edited February 2013
    "No, Judas is all right Peter, why shouldn't I trust him?"
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    "Do you think anyone will believe it if I say Iraq has WMDs? Fuck it, worth a punt!"

    T Blair
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    " Careful, you'll have someones eye with that"

    King Harold
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    DaveMehmet said:

    Pistorious's bird - "Do I need a shit? No, think I'll bake it for now"

    LOL
    ValleyGary said:

    " Careful, you'll have someones eye with that"

    King Harold/Bloke next to the lad with the flare

    Amended it for you.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    'We're the red and blue army'

    Red Division
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Rod Hull - "No, we don't need a sky dish, I'll sort it"
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Ben Hamer:

    "Paddy could I have a quiet word"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Billy Goat Gruff:

    "Ignore him, he's just a troll"

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Plaayer - "These boots look well smart, the guys will love them"
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Dave Mehmet - "I didn't even see the woman you are referring to, let alone the size of her breasts".
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    DaveStorry.......My VG number starts with a 3... how many times do I have to say it.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Learn to spell, auto correct isn't always write....

    Me
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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Henry Irving:

    "I'm going to let that one go."
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Bill Clinton:

    Damn right I had sexual relations with her. Blew my beans all over that dress she kept!
  • fossdeneboy
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    I am comeing back to Portsmouth my financial advice will be most welcome,

    Peter storey.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    edited February 2013
    "You done yet? I'm off for a shit. There's 10 cans of white lightning in the fridge.Off you pop!"

    Bird of Golfie.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    "Right, that's enough of this shit, let's have a proper rock band on who can play and write their own tunes."

    Simon Cowell
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    "No problem Richard, these things happen in business"

    Paul Elliot.
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    No its ok Alan, we have found our ideal candidate.....

    Richard Murray
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    "We haven't got a clue what we are doing....but the salary is very good and our job is safe for 5 years no matter what"

    Politicians!!
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    "Hello, richard. Yes I will accept the job, you need not contact iain dowie"

    Billy Davies on his phone, may 2006
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    "I've made a mockery of club football by having a Champions League medal and I won't cause any other clubs fans the hurt of watching how crud I am, I announce my retirement from professional football"

    Djimi Traore 2006

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