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Quotes People have, could or should have said
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"Have you got any oranges?"
- Eve0 -
"We're not as Massive as Sheffield United"-
Llera.0 -
" No, we have changed our mind. As we have abolished boom and bust and saved the world we won`t be selling all of our gold at rock bottom prices"
Gordon Prudence Brown0 -
Yes dear, I know you were driving but don't worry, I'll take the points.
Chris Huhne0 -
"I have enough money to be getting on with, and I really want to play in Europe"
Peter Odemwingie0 -
I know it says 100% beef, but I don't see why we should test it, no one will notice anyway.
*Insert the name of your favourite supermarket CEO here.0 -
"Edwina! How nice of you to join us for dinner, you remember my wife Norma don't you?"
John Major
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"Gerry, Martin, please let me buy you both a pint of Guinness."
Norman Tebbit0 -
"Can I get that Celtic shirt in XXXL, please?
Rev. Ian Paisley0 -
"Are you sure you're sixteen love?"
Jimmy Savile0 - Sponsored links:
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"I could not give a flying f*** about our whingeing customers, we have made a proft of over £600 million pounds and that is all that matters".
B Gas MD0 -
"Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report an intruder in my house".
Oscar Pistorius.0 -
"I don't have any money for the bus but I'll get up extra early and walk the 25 miles to make the interview Saturday, it's only Burnley after all...."
N.Prior0 -
"Leave the motor Tom you dozy sod, you're out of ya noodle!"
Jade Dernbach/Rory Hamilton-Brown0
