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Is it just me, or...

IdleHans
IdleHans Posts: 10,957
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
is anyone else sad enough to use football songs in a totally unrelated context?

I go out to fetch my son back when he's outside with his friends past curfew and find myself singing to him "You're supposed to be at home".
And then hanging a picture, he says "why are you using wire?" to which the response is, of course,
"It's better than string
It's better than string
Oh brass picture wire
It's better than string"

Comments

  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    You're mad
















    ....and you know you are.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    I do this in absolutely every context. It drives my family mad.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    You don't know what you're doing
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    It's just you.

    Nobody else is that barmy.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Watch out for the men in white coats
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,632
    I like to sing

    Get your tits out for the lads

    Opera style
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    Oggy Red said:

    It's just you.

    Nobody else is that barmy army, barmy army, barmy army.

  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    When my girls start arguing whilst Im watching telly about 8pm and I start singing 9o'clock now you've f**cked that up, as I chase them up the stairs! (But never catch them)
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    A burst of 'she fell over' when there is even the smallest trip. Always a winner
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Yes you're mad.

    One Woolwich Ferry
    There's only one Woolwich Ferry.


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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Whos the wanker in the lounge, whooooos the wa-a-anke-er in the lounge
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    man_at_milletts said:

    Yes you're mad.

    One Woolwich Ferry
    There's only one Woolwich Ferry.


    I thought there were two,
    I thought there were two......

  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    After a dump.......Your shit and you know you are.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    Solidgone said:

    After a dump.......Your shit and you know you are.

    I do that sometimes. I also sing when joining a new road, which I admit is odd.
    'A2 AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!'
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    I overcooked the fish last night - "Tuna, and I f***ed it up..."
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Solidgone said:

    After a dump.......Your shit and you know you are.

    Or we can see you sneaking out.......

  • cafcjohnno
    cafcjohnno Posts: 118
    When the missus has a moan I tend to sing , sit down shut up sit down shut up ...
    It does me no favours either :(
  • AidenTheAddick
    AidenTheAddick Posts: 1,061
    cafcjohnno said:

    When the missus has a moan I tend to sing , sit down shut up sit down shut up ...
    It does me no favours either :(

    Haha, I love that one! Done that before, for some reason it just made it worse?

  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    My cats get it a lot. "What's it like to be Hari, what's it like to be Bengal..." is my current favourite. I could go on but best not.
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    I wasn't aware I did this, until I caught myself singing while making Easter dinner:
    He's cooking a lamb
    He's cooking a laaaammb
    Powell Is Pleasant*
    He's cooking a lamb

    *I used my actual name here, which happens to also fit that line.
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Just had a frozen lasagne and found myself singing Goodbye Horse

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