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Luke Varney Song.

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    i see it was your song, good song dood.

    not started it yet, but have been meaning tooo dooood
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    More of a team chant (that is of course overly complex and will never get sung), to the tune of Smells like teen spirit:

    With Luke Varney we are dangerous
    He scores goals and
    Entertains us
    I feel stupid and contagious
    Here we are now
    Entertain us
    Iwelumo
    Yassin Mou-too
    Andy Reid-o
    And Semedo
    Yea

    I have a dream, exposing my sadness, that this gets sung (to the tune of "lion sleeps tonight.":

    EEEOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWEEEEEEEWELUMWELUM-LUMO

    welum-lumo, welum-lumo, welum-lumo...

    For the Charlton, the mighty Charlton
    Big Chris scores tonight.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,719
    The Chris Perry song fits Luke Varney:

    We've got Luke Varney

    He's F****** quality!
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,872
    Brilliant stuff Sco!

    If you were next to me I'd join in - but then I love making an idiot of myself.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,872
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]At least four attempts were made by us 3 amigos to do the We got Luke Varney now woooah one but to no avail.

    trouble is with your varney ...............now song is that when you lot sing it it is too difficult picking up the words, the song and the tempo of the song, with the delay in the song it just makes it too hard for us up the back to find out what A, the tune is (which i aint never heard and i am probably older than most who start most songs!) and B, what the words are! Take Ketters 'Team of cory gibbs' effort, it got going cos it is easy to pick up! Personally i like BFR's effort for iwelumo! its good

    It can't be too difficult to download 'In The Army Now' by Status Quo can it?
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    edited September 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLc8cZdhLI

    ollie dood im sure you can manage 5 words..........;-)
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,872
    Now no-ones got any excuses! ;-)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    what you think people will join in that! i aint being funny but its gotta be the worst song ever! i aint never heard of it, and i dont think the way those boys sing it even sounds like that song! No chance of that ever being popular, no chance!
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,869
    Chants need to be simple and easy
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    exactly, as rothkp says its just too hard to pick up the words and rythem! needs to be simple, and that in the army now is A, not and 2, crap anyway!

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  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    Status Quo are crap. FACT!!!!!
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,869
    The pause is a bit silly, and just loses the flow of a song.

    What's wrong with the old classics?

    When the ball hits the back of the Covered end net, it's Luke Varney!
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    to the tune of Smells like teen spirit:

    Not sure Ive heard that one - does it contain any la la la's or der der der's?
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,117
    old matt holland didnt event work.

    that's a bloody nursery rhyme and the majority of the crowd didnt get that, god knows how they'll cope with a Status Quo song. ;-)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    as if old matt holland would work anyway, too many words, no one would no where to stop! chants like that will never work.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,117
    too many words?!

    we're all very educated adults i'm sure we can remember a few sentences!!

    E I E I O
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    and on that farm he had a (whatever the next word the most of the northy upper would have to no what that word is, dood that'll never work, neither will the varney now one work!fact
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,869
    When the ball hits the back of the Covered end net, it's Luke Varney!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,117
    When the ball hits the net of the South Stand net it's Luke Varney!
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    We are gonna carry on singing it anyway !

    You lot can carry on with your Crap Red Armies ! :-)

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    it'll never catch on man, it wont help you keep singing the songs just 3 of you, it dont help the atmosphere! just keep to your gibbs song, thats easy enough to catch on and everyone knows the tune! cant be many of the singing section to my left hand side who would of heard that quo song!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Three simple chants:

    Luke Varney, Woah!
    Luke Varney, Woah!
    He came from sunny Crewe
    He'll score a few past you!

    Que Sera, Sera,
    Our striker is Luke Varney
    Better than Franco Totti
    Que Sera, Sera

    She's crazy! She's barmy!
    Curb_it loves Luke Varney!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,117
    never fail to disappoint Mr. Sco!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,150
    slight variation, but love it !!

    Que Sera, Sera,
    Our striker is Luke Varney
    He's better than Wayne Rooney
    Que Sera, Sera
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]slight variation, but love it !!

    Que Sera, Sera,
    Our striker is Luke Varney
    He's better than Wayne Rooney
    Que Sera, Sera

    excellent dood, and you sco, but the words with rooney is ace. ketters, if you were to start singing that it would catch on for sure!
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,869
    Who needs Wayne Rooney? We've got Luke Varney!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    That's better AFKA (again - want to start a band!) I even tried it with Platini!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited September 2007
    Que Sera, Sera,
    Our striker is Luke Varney
    He's better than Wayne Rooney
    and Louis Saha
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Svetoslav Todorov can be sung to the Paulo di Canio tune.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    If it aint got la la las or der der ders or clap clap clappy stuff then it aint gonna work - fact

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