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Name My Garden Gnome
Garrymanilow
Posts: 13,394
Filled with victory euphoria and a desire to annoy a housemate who hates them, I finally took the plunge and bought a Charlton gnome. Now he needs a name (gname?) So far I'm torn between Yann Kerm-gnome-gant and Jonathan Gnomebika. I'm well aware that both of these are terrible.
So, I'm welcoming ideas for the little troupers name, preferably Charlton pun-related. Fill your boots
So, I'm welcoming ideas for the little troupers name, preferably Charlton pun-related. Fill your boots
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Chrissie Trowel?0
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Lawn Bartlett0
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Chris Solly.
Or is the gnome too tall to be him?0 -
Gnomoria0
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Gnomar Pouso - mind you he'll only last half a day in the garden & then disappear forever0
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The Garden Gnome0
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Ask him.
So when your housemate aka his name, you can say Ask Him.0 -
Call him "The Valley".
Because there's gnome place like home.0 -
Bart of course0
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Chris Soily.0
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Yann Kermogarden0
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Maybe B does your surname begin with a Q ?0
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Osama bin Garden0
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Gnome Alone.0
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Rhoys Diggins0
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Got to be JJ or Paolo
I've named my new lawnmower Kermorgant 'The Beast'0 -
MOG
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Dangnomi Green0
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Sponsored links:
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Gnome or premier league 4 us?0
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Yann Mendonca .. Or Clive Powell-Curbishley0
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It's obvious... 'Obika'.
My Gnome is Obika, he comes from Tottenham and he can plaaaay, what can he plaaaay?, he plays in the gaar-den, Oooo Obi Obi Obika Obika Obi Obi Obika Obi Obika!0 -
Val Lee (they get worse)0
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Gnome Thomas.0
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Jegnome Thomas0
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There's some great suggestions here. Definitely leaning towards Chrissy Trowel's Gnome Army.
Oh and Off_It, I did consider asking Solly to sign the gnome but I thought he might not find it as amusing as I did0 -
Gnome unny...................If you believe Airman. ;-)0
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What about Zak Starbender Jnr?0
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Smiler coz he's the laughing gnome.0
