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PL54
PL54 Posts: 10,757
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The Mrs has been away all week at her parents in Welsh Wales and I am training it up there tomorrow night.

Had a few beers out on Monday and then last night had a few more than might be expected on a Tuesday.

Got up this morning to find my watch, phone, wallet, cufflinks, tie, shoes etc where I would usually put them and underwear and shirt all in the washing basket but could not find the suit I was wearing.

Looked everywhere in the 15 minutes I had to find the thing but no sign.

It needs finding tonight but no idea. It is not in any wardrobe and I even looked in the washing machine and dishwasher.

For those experienced in these things where do I focus ?

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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Must of been a helluva night. Retrace your steps and you never know.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    Perhaps you got home in your birthday suit?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,212
    Its in one of the bathrooms
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Maybe you didnt go out in a suit?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Just buy another one and hope that whoever ruthied you took no pics
  • Red_in_SE8
    Red_in_SE8 Posts: 5,961
    You packed it neatly in the suitcase you are using tomorrow night.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    In the Car
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Henry Irving said:

    Its in one of the bathrooms

    We don't all have mansions like "Irving Towers" !
    ;-)

  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    The bins.
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    Suit you, Sir.
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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Washing machine..........tumble dryer..........dishwasher........fridge...............freezer.......anything else that you may have mistaken for a washing machine.
  • CAFCdamo
    CAFCdamo Posts: 1,692
    Are you wearing it and still pished out of your mind?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    edited May 2013
    Drama over.

    It would seem it was raining last night and so the suit was very neatly hung up in.....the airing cupboard (the thing with the hot water thing in) !

    So the next problem is what to eat tonight. Last 3 nights have been Kebab, Curry, Fish and Chips. Start the cycle again or starve ?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    jealous
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    As you staggered home did you pass the local Oxfam shop and, being in a mellow and generous frame of mind, decide to donate it too charity?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    AFKABartram said:

    jealous

    Airing cupboards aren't all that !
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Would be either indian or find a nice italian and eat out

    Must admit i too am jealous
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Have a pizza delivered, as big as will fit through the front door, make sure you get a tub of Haagen Daas with it, and at least 6 bottled beers , then tomorrow search on Charlton Life , for the losing weight thread.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Spearmint Rhino?
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    Wish I could be left alone for a few days!!
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    NorthStandUltra said:

    Wish I could be left alone for a few days!!




    This this and this

    Had a boys only weekend in my house just me and nljr and it was sweet best weekend in ages

    Missed my daughter and was glad to pick her up sunday afternoon

    But the wife didnt come back till sunday night and it was so relaxing
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    nth london addick said:

    NorthStandUltra said:

    Wish I could be left alone for a few days!!




    This this and this

    Had a boys only weekend in my house just me and nljr and it was sweet best weekend in ages

    Missed my daughter and was glad to pick her up sunday afternoon

    But the wife didnt come back till sunday night and it was so relaxing
    Gotta love your wife & all that but sometimes I could do with a man lab!


  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Kentucky Fried Rat.....mmmmmmm
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Even better if you can have a few days off work when the mrs isn't there. Bliss.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    A whole man cave is required when i win the lottery i am building one
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    With the suit now safely recovered I am just sitting in a little pub in Cobham (lots of Chelsea naturally) and taking the piss out of the glory boys.

    I think it's going to be a curry again.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Mung bean and tofu curry would do the trick if you're still peckish.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Wise choice.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Even better if you can have a few days off work when the mrs isn't there. Bliss.

    This. Sometimes I yearn for the life of Grizzly Adams. Though with modern amenities and something friendlier than a bear as company.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    PL54 said:

    With the suit now safely recovered I am just sitting in a little pub in Cobham (lots of Chelsea naturally) and taking the piss out of the glory boys.

    I think it's going to be a curry again.

    Fantastic, have the pizza and ice cream delivered for when you get home.

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