Silly Things People Say!
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Grapevine and Mehmet.
If ever you want the beautiful extremes of Cl emphasised in two posts, there you are !3 -
An old aunt of mine once told someone she lived in a coal sack( cul de sac)0
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HA!AFKABartram said:Grapevine and Mehmet.
If ever you want the beautiful extremes of Cl emphasised in two posts, there you are !0 -
An ex of mine felt sorry for the poor bugger who had to sit at Bank Underground Station all day advising people to 'Mind the Gap'. She then reckoned on there being three people who did the job in eight hour shifts.0
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My Gran, bless her, used to think the woman on BT Callminder was like a Secretary - "Yes, hello, can you just tell them Grandma called? Thank you, dear."sirjohnhumphrey said:An ex of mine felt sorry for the poor bugger who had to sit at Bank Underground Station all day advising people to 'Mind the Gap'. She then reckoned on there being three people who did the job in eight hour shifts.
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mates mrs asked if that was France she could see across the sea when visiting Southend once. So he told her not to be silly, it's Belgium. Still today she knowingly tells people this.0
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Sure I've said this before, but my ex once asked how a fly in an aeroplane could "survive at these altitudes" and once said "turn the barbecue round" when it was blowing smoke in her face.0
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Mrs Kynsie, after attending her first ever Charlton game (0-2 away to Bradford City in the PL) just after leaving the ground came out with "never mind, it's only a game". Bless her.0
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BIG_ROB said:
This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
My wife once held up her hand and said "Talk to the face because the hand ain't listening!"1
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You sure that weren't you Dave?cafcdave123 said:BIG_ROB said:This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
well, now you mention it.......BIG_ROB said:
You sure that weren't you Dave?cafcdave123 said:BIG_ROB said:This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
How's my bar/bedroom coming along?cafcdave123 said:
well, now you mention it.......BIG_ROB said:
You sure that weren't you Dave?cafcdave123 said:BIG_ROB said:This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
we get the keys on wed 29th then that weekend we are doing your bedroom.BIG_ROB said:
How's my bar/bedroom coming along?cafcdave123 said:
well, now you mention it.......BIG_ROB said:
You sure that weren't you Dave?cafcdave123 said:BIG_ROB said:This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
Women in the office talking about their diets and food they are eating all.the.time. Protesting how healthy they are, boasting about who has the most healthiest lunch and then still saying how fat they are....
One woman in the office has been diagnosed as obese but still tells everyone how healthy her meals are and has a go at other people's exercise regimes.
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haha so true.Fiiiiiish said:Women in the office talking about their diets and food they are eating all.the.time. Protesting how healthy they are, boasting about who has the most healthiest lunch and then still saying how fat they are....
One woman in the office has been diagnosed as obese but still tells everyone how healthy her meals are and has a go at other people's exercise regimes.
Ridiculous.
I had one fat bird sitting near me on the train the other day and she was saying about her healthy diet but because it was a friday she was allowed a treat.
she ate 4 donuts between charing cross and blackheath.1 -
"It's not you, it's me"0
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Just the four? Woman in my office calls it a 'sin' (apparently technical terminology for her obese class). Apparently her teacher told her you can fill up on fruit till you can't eat anymore if you need something sweet, she had alot of fruit on Tuesday (apparently) so to fill that sweet craving she was having had a couple of kitkats.ValleyGary said:
haha so true.Fiiiiiish said:Women in the office talking about their diets and food they are eating all.the.time. Protesting how healthy they are, boasting about who has the most healthiest lunch and then still saying how fat they are....
One woman in the office has been diagnosed as obese but still tells everyone how healthy her meals are and has a go at other people's exercise regimes.
Ridiculous.
I had one fat bird sitting near me on the train the other day and she was saying about her healthy diet but because it was a friday she was allowed a treat.
she ate 4 donuts between charing cross and blackheath.
Same woman is giving my mate advice on triathlon training.... How he keeps a straight face I have no idea.
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I was given a couple of ties for Christmas by, shall we say 'an in-law'.
Put one of them on for lunch on Boxing Day to be greeted with,
'Didn't you like the other one then'?
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LOLman_at_milletts said:I was given a couple of ties for Christmas by, shall we say 'an in-law'.
Put one of them on for lunch on Boxing Day to be greeted with,
'Didn't you like the other one then'?0 - Sponsored links:
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I don't get the shah of Peru one... The penny not yet dropped here.
I mean I know Peru is different continent and there was shah of Iran but think i am having a WHOOSH moment0 -
I'm glad you owned up to that MOL, I'm having the same problem. DOH!
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Not too sure what this one said, but the old boy wasn't happy with her public exhibition.
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That's pretty funny, though pretty grim all at the same time0
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Cushty!cafcdave123 said:
we get the keys on wed 29th then that weekend we are doing your bedroom.BIG_ROB said:
How's my bar/bedroom coming along?cafcdave123 said:
well, now you mention it.......BIG_ROB said:
You sure that weren't you Dave?cafcdave123 said:BIG_ROB said:This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
Mother in law playing Trivial Pursuit:
Q. Who was Bobby Charlton's famous footballing brother? A. Bobby Moore.
Q. Who has won the most Liverpool-Everton derbys? A. Derby.
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I did that as well!!!!! But I messed up a Pot Noodle!kentaddick said:my mate who is also a mother managed to put some pizzas in with the polysterene packaging that came with it, thinking they were there as one time use baking trays.
Complete turnip.0 -
My 7 Y/o on holiday in Bulgaria after seeing a stampede of fat women heading towards the salad said "Dad Im not going near the salad cart I think it makes you fat!"0
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To be fair, I did pretty much beg her to come over and visit me. Phase two of my plan is to convince her to re-locate to London again... got it pretty bad for this girl.tangoflash said:
Better man than me Mr Happy. I wouldn't go out the way to pick up my ex if it was from the bus stop round the corner................Mr. Happy said:Got phoned 3 times in an hour yesterday by my ex who's flying over from Estonia and is having me meet her at the Airport.
1st time: "I'm arriving at 4"
2nd time: "No sorry, there was a 4 in the number. Getting in at 2pm. See you there"
3rd time: "Sorry again! I'm changing at Helsinki at 2pm, should be with you by 3:30"
She works in finance dealing with numbers all day.
She's still ****ing mental though.
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So really nothing to do with being a "better man" than anyone - more a pathetic loser!1
