Silly Things People Say!
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Female logic shown in all its glory...pmslman_at_milletts said:I was given a couple of ties for Christmas by, shall we say 'an in-law'.
Put one of them on for lunch on Boxing Day to be greeted with,
'Didn't you like the other one then'?1 -
Female logic is an oxymoronDA9 said:
Female logic shown in all its glory...pmslman_at_milletts said:I was given a couple of ties for Christmas by, shall we say 'an in-law'.
Put one of them on for lunch on Boxing Day to be greeted with,
'Didn't you like the other one then'?0 -
Women, cant live with them , cant shoot them...1
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Robbo that's the best video ever0
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What on earth is all that about?Robbo on the wing said:Not too sure what this one said, but the old boy wasn't happy with her public exhibition.
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Looks like she took a sprinkle that infuriated the old guy...0
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Ormiston Addick said:
What on earth is all that about?Robbo on the wing said:Not too sure what this one said, but the old boy wasn't happy with her public exhibition.
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Public nudity and public pissing, but the old boy weren't too keen. Unless he just wanted his shoe brushing....1 -
Once was asked for 'One of those George Formby grills'. Also ordered an 'alcoholic hush puppy' in a pub.0
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It was a long time ago, but was in a pub in Blackheath from memory. Blueberry flavour as her tongue went blue.BIG_ROB said:
Was the alcoholic slush puppy from the Horse And Groom by any chance? Big Pete had em in there for a whileGammysnr said:Once was asked for 'One of those George Formby grills'. Also ordered an 'alcoholic hush puppy' in a pub.
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My wife was in the pub the other night and six Russian sailors came in and started beating her with iron bars, my neighbour said to me are you going to help? I said no six of them should be enough.0
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The wife was ill last week, I said to her don't worry love if your at deaths door I'll pull you through.0
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Technically correct as the place Leeds Castle is in is called Leeds.cafcdave123 said:BIG_ROB said:This is another one
Her "Do you think.I should dye my hair brunette?"
Me "Yeah, why not, I think it would look nice."
Her "So you don't like it blonde then?"
Ffs!
on the way to R and N's wedding we drove past leeds castle and my mrs turned to me
her "bloody hell, we got here quick"
me "where"
her "leeds"0 -
wrong thread Loco - there is a jokes thread if you want to post a few "crackers"0
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Similar situation at christmas. Playing family fortunes.Stig said:Mother in law playing Trivial Pursuit:
Q. Who was Bobby Charlton's famous footballing brother? A. Bobby Moore.
Q. Who has won the most Liverpool-Everton derbys? A. Derby.
Q. Name a famous Paul
A. Elton johns swimming pool
*if its on the board I'll give you the money myself0 -
Was round my brothers last night and he stuck on eurovision as they were handing out the points, after a couple of minutes his gf asked why wasn't America there as they would surely win it!! After that classic she asked where abouts lezland is and was it a country in a country.... She's always good for a laugh!0
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If I posted all my wife's, I'd be on here all day !
In the last 5 mins :-
Me: I'd rather watch The Champions League Final next Saturday, than go to a "party".
Wife: Who's playing, is it Palace ?
Wife: Talking to someone on her mobile, she says "hang on a minute, I'll just get my mobile".
You're on it you daft bint :-)0 -
Doing some DIY this morning minding my own business all going well for a change, when the missus walks in '' everything ok she asks'' just as my drill bit snaps in half!
I've banned her from asking me the Charlton score because you can guarantee that if we are winning 1-0, she asks the question and the oppo score!0 -
She said that she got a flat tyre yesterday, rang the AA and said that " it wasn't too bad as its only flat at the bottom..."
give me strength
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I once managed to convince my missus that Johnny Cash was singing the song on the radio about a fella he didn't get on with ........ "Sam Quinten I hate every inch of you".
Made up this whole story about how he wrote the song as his revenge after a bar room brawl ..... "you've cut me and you've scarred me through and through".
"Poor Sam", she said.
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Whilst watching eurovision
Her "Why don't we just put Justin Bieber or someone like that in we would definitely win"
Me "Justin Bieber is Canadian"
Her "Are Canada in it?"
She also wouldn't believe Georgia is in Europe, she was adamant that it's a state in America and they've got it wrong.
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Think you might owe her an apology.................Norfolk_Addick said:Whilst watching eurovision
Her "Why don't we just put Justin Bieber or someone like that in we would definitely win"
Me "Justin Bieber is Canadian"
Her "Are Canada in it?"
She also wouldn't believe Georgia is in Europe, she was adamant that it's a state in America and they've got it wrong.0 -
Lol I am well aware that it is ALSO a US state.0
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Off_it said:
I once managed to convince my missus that Johnny Cash was singing the song on the radio about a fella he didn't get on with ........ "Sam Quinten I hate every inch of you".
Made up this whole story about how he wrote the song as his revenge after a bar room brawl ..... "you've cut me and you've scarred me through and through".
"Poor Sam", she said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zgja26eNeY
Just for completeness :P0 -
It is the songwriter who needs to be from the country so Bieber could sing for us. Celine Dion represented Switzerland once.0
