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  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    AddickUpNorth said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Even better if you can have a few days off work when the mrs isn't there. Bliss.

    This. Sometimes I yearn for the life of Grizzly Adams. Though with modern amenities and something friendlier than a bear as company.
    A true Batchelor pad, with an endless revenue stream - I swear I would easily become a recluse!!

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    My wife's away for the half term week at the end of may. I've already given my liver the heads up and have a conference call scheduled with my bowels to warn them of the take away onslaught.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Down the local Brass House, no brainer.....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Not sure about that but will take the precaution of ordering an extra box of Kleenex when I do the on line shop.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Ha! No I was meaning @PL54 suit.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    PL54 said:

    Drama over.

    It would seem it was raining last night and so the suit was very neatly hung up in.....the airing cupboard (the thing with the hot water thing in) !

    So the next problem is what to eat tonight. Last 3 nights have been Kebab, Curry, Fish and Chips. Start the cycle again or starve ?

    Pizza !!
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    OK - the adventure continues and more help is required.....

    As per above, wifey has been away since Sunday and I am now about to leave Euston on the 3.5 hour train journey to North Wales.

    Clearly the journey is dull so requires some lightening up but I am being picked up at the other end by her aged father so can't turn up totally shredded.

    The question is this - how many cans on the train is acceptable ?
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    1 tin every 20 mins........
  • madadd
    madadd Posts: 622
    think you should have consideration and respect for the in-laws and consume no more than 3 of these...added bonus is you can still buy these in North Wales :)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Then put half a g up each nostril 10 minutes before the train pulls in.
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  • madadd
    madadd Posts: 622
    DaveMehmet said:

    Then put half a g up each nostril 10 minutes before the train pulls in.

    PMSL :) that'll liven things up nicely

  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Using the tried and tested "David Boon drinking while travelling" formula, 8.27 cans of beer should be about right.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    PL this is the kinda stuff they should put in a 11 plus test paper , the answer is simple my friend ..

    How much room is their in the bin on board the train?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Half a g every ten mins is for journeys under 1hr

    Its a whole g every 15 mins and the 1 line after every station you pass

    Follwed up with half a bottle of vodka and 1 can of red bull for the journey bevies
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    nth london addick said:

    Half a g every ten mins is for journeys under 1hr

    Its a whole g every 15 mins and the 1 line after every station you pass

    Follwed up with half a bottle of vodka and 1 can of red bull for the journey bevies

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