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Stiff competition for nla.....

Fanny Fanackapan
Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
edited June 2013 in Not Sports Related
Flicking through next week's TV Times ( I know !) and found this ....

"The Man with the 10stone Testicles- Channel 4 Dispatches" at 9pm next Monday.

" Cameras follow 49 yr old Las Vegas resident Wesley Warren Jr before & after an operation on his giant scrotum which began swelling in 2008 and has caused him daily struggles "

Suggestions as to what daily struggles he would encounter ?

Finding a pair of trousers to fit , I guess...

Comments

  • delroofer
    delroofer Posts: 857
    Are they saying that they weigh 10 stone or does he have 10 testicles that are made of stone? And what would be worse?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    Jesus, he'd need more than man size Kleenex to clean himself up after those two let go.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,083
    I'm guessing a wheelbarrow is involved?
    DaveMehmet said:

    Jesus, he'd need more than man size Kleenex to clean himself up after those two let go.

    He would be able to put out burning buildings.

  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,048
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    what a load of bollocks.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    edited June 2013
    NLA's are only big, because of the amount of times he was picked up by the fuzz when he was younger.


    Now he just works for them.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    It's where NLA hides his secret camera and listening device.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Hmmmmmm

    You on thin blue line plaaayer


    Fanny he wins mine are 10lbs bot ten stone
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    I love it when fanny talks b*llocks!
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    I struggle to comprehend the meat that goes with 10 stones of veg ;-(
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  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    image
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,083
    Blimey, his ball bag has a zip!
  • Derek1952
    Derek1952 Posts: 779
    What,s this thread to do with General Charlton ,should it not be in Not Sport,s related?
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    Derek1952 said:

    What,s this thread to do with General Charlton ,should it not be in Not Sport,s related?

    Sorry, Mr Grumps . My bad.

    ( Fanny mutters under her minty breath about whipper snappers spoiling one of her few threads )
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    but it's much the same as any other thread on here "General Charlton bollocks".
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Derek1952 said:

    What,s this thread to do with General Charlton ,should it not be in Not Sport,s related?

    Sorry, Mr Grumps . My bad.

    ( Fanny mutters under her minty breath about whipper snappers spoiling one of her few threads )
    Lie back & think of "SuperKent" last night !

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Derek1952 said:

    What,s this thread to do with General Charlton ,should it not be in Not Sport,s related?

    If its about balls its a sport. ;)


  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    Miserableoldgit said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Derek1952 said:

    What,s this thread to do with General Charlton ,should it not be in Not Sport,s related?

    Sorry, Mr Grumps . My bad.

    ( Fanny mutters under her minty breath about whipper snappers spoiling one of her few threads )
    Lie back & think of "SuperKent" last night !

    Good advice, MOG .

  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    edited June 2013
    Why has he waited until they reached 10 stone, was he happy when they only weighed 9?
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Looks like he's just stolen two Spacehoppers from the local store.
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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,207
    So that's what the song is about...."swing low, sweet chariot"!

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