The "Straight Red" Thread.

Addickted2TheReds · June 2013

Johnnie Jackson says "Straight Red" a lot on Twitter, meaning things in everyday life that in football would deserve a red card.

I thought we should start our own little thread.

Here's one ... Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror. Awful. Even worse is with an iPad, possible suspension with that one ... Stop being a vain knob!

Another ... Saying "lol" in real life, don't do that. Thats not good at all.

smudge7946 · June 2013

getting your knob out on the 63 bus.

NathanPrior · June 2013

Watching any of these reality shows like Big Brother/TOWIE/Geordie Shore.

se9addick · June 2013

smudge7946 said:
getting your knob out on the 63 bus.

I get the 63 everyday but am yet to get my knob out !

Off_it · June 2013

Wearing trackies and shoes

Addickted2TheReds · June 2013

Off_it said:
Wearing trackies and shoes

Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.

I_Saw_Semedo_Score · June 2013

Changing drink on someone else's round so theirs costs more than yours did.

cafcnick1992 · June 2013

Yobbos who swear in public without seemingly being bothered about nearby kids

dizzee · June 2013

Using the phrase 'yolo'

BIG_ROB · June 2013

Bringing down an opponent from behind, when they're on goal in a game of football.

guinnessaddick · June 2013

Addickted2TheReds said:

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Off_it said:
Wearing trackies and shoes
Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.

3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.

BIG_ROB · June 2013

guinnessaddick said:

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Addickted2TheReds said:

Off_it said:
Wearing trackies and shoes
Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.

This!

With them Velcro Lonsdale trainers!

BIG_ROB · June 2013

A group of women, 30 yrs + and some mothers 3 times over, insisting on going out on a 'girlie' night out every weekend and posting about every detail on Facebook! Also their other halves for putting up with it!

"Thanks to all my girls for a wicked night out" = vom

guinnessaddick · June 2013

BIG_ROB said:

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guinnessaddick said:

Addickted2TheReds said:

Off_it said:
Wearing trackies and shoes
Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.
This!

With them Velcro Lonsdale trainers!

Forgot about those, 3 game ban + 1 for being frivolous.

RalphMilnesgut · June 2013

People who drive Smart cars.

AdTheAddicK · June 2013

People wearing snapbacks in restaurants. (Flatcaps) !

People who don't stop raving on about nando's

se9addick · June 2013

BIG_ROB said:
A group of women, 30 yrs + and some mothers 3 times over, insisting on going out on a 'girlie' night out every weekend and posting about every detail on Facebook! Also their other halves for putting up with it!

"Thanks to all my girls for a wicked night out" = vom

YES !

Bedsaddick · June 2013

Trousers hanging down exposing pants and stupid baseball caps with the stickers still on.

AFKABartram · June 2013

RalphMilnesgut said:
People who drive Smart cars.

This !

Plaaayer · June 2013

Shut it

sadiejane1981 · June 2013

BIG_ROB said:

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guinnessaddick said:

Addickted2TheReds said:

Off_it said:
Wearing trackies and shoes
Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
3/4 length trousers, you either wear shorts or you wear trousers.
This!

With them Velcro Lonsdale trainers!

Hmm my husbands trainers... **sigh**

stonewallpenalty · June 2013

se9addick said:

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smudge7946 said:
getting your knob out on the 63 bus.
I get the 63 everyday but am yet to get my knob out !

You haven't lived.

McBobbin · June 2013

Middle class, middle aged men who wear beige chinos, a blue shirt and boat shoes with no socks, a jumper round their neck, and optional panama in an attempt to look casual. It would be ok if they didn't all do it

Powell Is Pleasant · June 2013

Addickted2TheReds said:

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Off_it said:
Wearing trackies and shoes
Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.

I'm sad about this - sandals with socks is the most comfortable footwear available. I don't wear them outside though.

T_C_E · June 2013

I've just emptied half my wardrobe into the bin, but at least the cars safe.....

Davo55 · June 2013

McBobbin said:
Middle class, middle aged men who wear beige chinos, a blue shirt and boat shoes with no socks, a jumper round their neck, and optional panama in an attempt to look casual. It would be ok if they didn't all do it

Feck off

maybe_baby · June 2013

Calling a genius a Weirdo.

creepyaddick · June 2013

Adults wearing crocs, either publicly or in private

creepyaddick · June 2013

Cashiers that don't say please or thank you when handing over your hard earned wedge

creepyaddick · June 2013

cheerleaders anywhere outside of the USA

creepyaddick · June 2013

Old bill that tell you off that haven't even started shaving yet

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