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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    So what ARE middle aged blokes allowed to wear?

    We can't wear chinos, combat trousers, walking boots, deck shoes, sandals, trainers, blue shirts, fleeces, panamas, cowboy hats.
    (I'm assuming we aren't allowed to wear jeans, t-shirts, wooly jumpers, beanies, or baseballs boots).

    Can I wear my flowery kimono and calf-length docs?

    yes. That is acceptable.
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    No marks that say 'Marbs'...it's Marbella you utter morons

    Boxers who keep talking about their 'legacy'
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    falconwood_1 said:

    No marks that say 'Marbs'...it's Marbella you utter morons


    Or those that say "no carbs before Marbs". Wankers.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Bedsaddick said:

    Threads that mascaraed as something else but are actually the same as " Things that annoy you" .

    People who can't spell properly.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Birds on blokes shoulders at gigs . Straight red.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Birds that wear hunter wellies at festivals even though there's not a chance of rain . Straight red.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Girls that insist on wearing clothes when it is clearly not appropriate. Straight red.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Eating salad at a BBQ
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    AFKABartram said:

    Eating salad at a BBQ

    Looks like I'm off
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    Powell Is Pleasant said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Off_it said:

    Wearing trackies and shoes

    Good shout. Sandals and socks aswell.
    I'm sad about this - sandals with socks is the most comfortable footwear available. I don't wear them outside though.
    Okay fair enough, If you're inside it's only a booking.
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  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    T.C.E said:

    I've just emptied half my wardrobe into the bin, but at least the cars safe..... ;)

    Hold on, that is yet to be decided ... What car do you have? :-)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Flash mobs

    Straight red
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    Midweek weddings
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Body odour.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
    We didnt have a vote on my shorts/long grey socks and sandals combo, they just went. ;)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    T.C.E said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
    We didnt have a vote on my shorts/long grey socks and sandals combo, they just went. ;)
    Can they stay if I wear a vest?


  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    I make the rules! Dissent is a booking, one more ...
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited June 2013
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    That's natural...you don't grow it on purpose to piss people off :-)

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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    People that say tv singing shows are poo yet the finalists on the voice are better than most musicians out there now


    LEAH to win
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Andrea to win instead
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    ThreadKiller said:

    Midweek weddings

    Weddings during the footie season
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    creepyaddick said:

    ThreadKiller said:

    Midweek weddings

    Weddings during the footie season
    We got married on FA cup final day, surely thats ok?


  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    T.C.E said:

    creepyaddick said:

    ThreadKiller said:

    Midweek weddings

    Weddings during the footie season
    We got married on FA cup final day, surely thats ok?


    That's fine for a Charlton supporter! ; )
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    BIG_ROB said:

    T.C.E said:

    creepyaddick said:

    ThreadKiller said:

    Midweek weddings


    Weddings during the footie season
    We got married on FA cup final day, surely thats ok?


    That's fine for a Charlton supporter! ; )
    Phew, a new car and wardrobe is hard enough to afford, but a divorce.......... !!

  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    edited June 2013
    see through leggings on fat birds... STRAIGHT RED!!!

    (back to the changing rooms quick sharp).

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  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    Nissan Micra's :|
  • Dorset Addick
    Dorset Addick Posts: 48
    Married men who allow themselves to be called 'hubby' by their missus

    Ridiculously patronising nickname and just makes my skin crawl hearing it!
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,446
    Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.

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