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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Filming a concert on your phone
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Tattoos.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    edited June 2013
    Men with earrings
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Riviera said:

    Tattoos.

    And for those who don't understand this thread. Tattoos don't annoy me, they are simply a straight red offence.
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    Riviera said:

    Riviera said:

    Tattoos.

    And for those who don't understand this thread. Tattoos don't annoy me, they are simply a straight red offence.
    Waiting for the laughable "it's art" line!
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    This is a straight red offence:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUX-SgwWNzY
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,446
    Related to the video above, naming yourselves ultras in the UK.
  • Folev the red
    Folev the red Posts: 2,087
    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,725
    SELR_addicks said:

    Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.

    #straighttalkinglad

  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,864
    People that think they are exceptionally cool after going Glastonbury.
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  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    Women trying to park is criminal!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Skinny fit denim @T.C.E pal
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Croydon said:

    SELR_addicks said:

    Using hashtags on facebook.

    Using hashtags containing the word LAD.

    #straighttalkinglad

    People that don't realise hashtags now work on facebook.

    Straight red
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Dave2l said:

    People that think they are exceptionally cool after going Glastonbury.

    Once
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    BIG_ROB said:

    Skinny fit denim @T.C.E pal

    Yeah, in my feckin dreams....... ;)

  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    T.C.E said:

    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)

    Middle aged guys in converse trainers ;-)
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    T.C.E said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Skinny fit denim @T.C.E pal

    Yeah, in my feckin dreams....... ;)

    ; )
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    sadiejane1981 said:

    T.C.E said:

    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)

    Middle aged guys in converse trainers ;-)
    I'm a middle-aged guy and I'm glad I don't even know what converse trainers are. A red card offence: louts (male and female) who put their feet on train seats.

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Viewfinder said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    T.C.E said:

    After consulting the CL style guru's, I'm just about to walk the dogs. I've already chucked out my sensible walking boots, cargo trousers, Barbour jacket and baseball cap, for a Paul Smith tee shirt, relax fit 501s and converse trainers. Will I do? ;)


    Middle aged guys in converse trainers ;-)
    I'm a middle-aged guy and I'm glad I don't even know what converse trainers are. A red card offence: louts (male and female) who put their feet on train seats.

    I only know because my Grandchildren wear them ;)

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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    my husband didn't learn to drive. I'll tell him to get out and walk.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited June 2013
    People using tea towels as hand towels
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    CAFCsayer said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    Hairy muffs #straightred
    Why ???

    We need SOMEWHERE to warm our cold hands !

  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    T.C.E said:

    T.C.E said:

    Addickted2TheReds said:

    T.C.E said:

    I thought I was ok, as long as it wasn't a smart car?
    Please dont tell me the car has to go?

    This is a democracy ... we'll vote :-). Quick warning, if it's a Reliant Robin you're going for an early shower :-)
    We didnt have a vote on my shorts/long grey socks and sandals combo, they just went. ;)
    Can they stay if I wear a vest?

    Only if it's a string one


  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    maybe_baby said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    That's natural...you don't grow it on purpose to piss people off :-)

    To be more specific, hairy armpits on women when it's long enough set in heated rollers !




  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    maybe_baby said:

    Fanny Fanackapan said:

    Hairy armpits on women

    That's natural...you don't grow it on purpose to piss people off :-)

    To be more specific, hairy armpits on women when it's long enough set in heated rollers !




    Sorry fanny but I just love au naturelle.

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    suzisausage said:

    Folev the red said:

    Women driving isn't a straight red, let me make that clear.

    But when you see couples in their car, and the women is driving and the man is in the passenger seat.................oh dear, we may need an FA hearing as i don't think the 3 match ban is enough.

    my husband didn't learn to drive. I'll tell him to get out and walk.
    Finally some sense :)
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    People waiting 15 minutes for a bus then can't find their pass when they get on.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    People who warm their hands on their bollocks in public.
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    Dazzler21 said:

    People who warm their hands on their bollocks in public.


    Even when its really really cold?

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