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Nearest the bull (sorry)

thai malaysia addick
thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
edited October 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
This amused me, so apologies in advance....

My mate and I decided to have a game of darts. "Nearest the bull goes first", he said. He went "baa", I went "moo". "You go first", he said.

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  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,797
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  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    I had to go to the RSPCA office this morning, it's tiny .... you couldn't swing
    a cat in there.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    I went out with a girl from M&S......she wouldn't let me try anything on.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    I went out with her too, told her I had a job in a bowling alley. She said " Tenpin?"
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