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Happy Orgasm Day !

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
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Err, have a nice one I suppose !
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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Seriously?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Come again
  • madadd
    madadd Posts: 622
    DaveMehmet said:

    Come again

    :) V quick !
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    edited July 2013
    JohnBoyUK said:

    Seriously?

    You think I would fake it ?

    According to Ann Summers, who are kindly doing a 10% discount in their Toy Department today.


    As Brucie and Tess will tell you

    "Keeeeeeep Strumming"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    image
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Bit premature but I 'celebrated' yesterday.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Bit premature but I 'celebrated' yesterday.

    Lol
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    AFKABartram said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Seriously?

    You think I would fake it ?

    According to Ann Summers, who are kindly doing a 10% discount in their Toy Department today.


    As Brucie and Tess will tell you

    "Keeeeeeep Strumming"
    I just choked on my Diet Coke reading the "Keeeeeeep Strumming" line. Well done AFKA, that made me proper laugh.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    JohnBoyUK said:

    AFKABartram said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Seriously?

    You think I would fake it ?

    According to Ann Summers, who are kindly doing a 10% discount in their Toy Department today.


    As Brucie and Tess will tell you

    "Keeeeeeep Strumming"
    I just choked on my Diet Coke reading the "Keeeeeeep Strumming" line. Well done AFKA, that made me proper laugh.

    I didn't choke but boy did I just squirt it over my screen
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    is it at multiple times afka
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    i had an op to cure my premature ejaculation but it was still touch and go for a while
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Very likely to be a one off !
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    AFKABartram said:

    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know

    Will there be a dress code or can I come as I am?
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    AFKABartram said:

    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know

    Does that mean there'll be more or less moaning on here than usual?

  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    incidentally never had an "unhappy orgasm"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    What do most girls say when they experience their first orgasm?

    Gulp.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    think we need an amnesty for today whereby pictures can be posted to assist with our celebrations.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    AFKABartram said:

    JohnBoyUK said:

    Seriously?

    You think I would fake it ?

    According to Ann Summers, who are kindly doing a 10% discount in their Toy Department today.

    As Brucie and Tess will tell you

    "Keeeeeeep Strumming"

    That'll be the day when I have a happy event over a model train set
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    AFKABartram said:

    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know

    Do you need any 'flyers' knocking out?
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    edited July 2013
    The missus has been having trouble 'completing the race'and the doctor thought she might be overheating.

    I told @DaveMehmet about it down the pub and he suggested wafting a towel for us while we done the business.

    Anyway, he came back after last orders and he stood there flapping this towel around whilst we went about it. 20 minutes later and nothing happening he said "how about we swap for a bit?"

    Within a few minutes she was thrashing around and screaming the house down. Best orgasm she had ever had.

    I turned to DaveM, gave him a wink and said all boastfullly "THAT, my son, is how you waft a f***ing towel"
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    AFKABartram said:

    The missus has been having trouble 'completing the race'and the doctor thought she might be overheating.

    I told @DaveMehmet about it down the pub and he suggested wafting a towel for us while we done the business.

    Anyway, he came back after last orders and he stood there flapping this towel around whilst we went about it. 20 minutes later and nothing happening she said "how about we swap for a bit?"

    Within a few minutes she was thrashing around and screaming the house down. Best orgasm she had ever had.

    I turned to DaveM, gave him a wink and said all boastfullly "THAT, my son, is how you waft a f***ing towel"

    Corrected for you mate.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know

    Will there be a dress code or can I come as I am?
    I am just wearing my boxer shorts - is it ok if I just come in my pants?

  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772
    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    The missus has been having trouble 'completing the race'and the doctor thought she might be overheating.

    I told @DaveMehmet about it down the pub and he suggested wafting a towel for us while we done the business.

    Anyway, he came back after last orders and he stood there flapping this towel around whilst we went about it. 20 minutes later and nothing happening she said "how about we swap for a bit?"

    Within a few minutes she was thrashing around and screaming the house down. Best orgasm she had ever had.

    I turned to DaveM, gave him a wink and said all boastfullly "THAT, my son, is how you waft a f***ing towel"

    Corrected for you mate.
    @DaveMehmet are you saying she was wafting the towel, while you and AFKA.........
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,631
    AFKABartram said:

    I'm going to run a session tonight for Lifers that struggle to reach orgasm.

    If you can't come then let me know

    This session you are talking about. I hear it will be held on your yacht.

    If so, can I come on your boat.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    Most of these posts should surely be on the " Messi affair" thread....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    SheffieldRed said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    AFKABartram said:

    The missus has been having trouble 'completing the race'and the doctor thought she might be overheating.

    I told @DaveMehmet about it down the pub and he suggested wafting a towel for us while we done the business.

    Anyway, he came back after last orders and he stood there flapping this towel around whilst we went about it. 20 minutes later and nothing happening she said "how about we swap for a bit?"

    Within a few minutes she was thrashing around and screaming the house down. Best orgasm she had ever had.

    I turned to DaveM, gave him a wink and said all boastfullly "THAT, my son, is how you waft a f***ing towel"

    Corrected for you mate.
    @DaveMehmet are you saying she was wafting the towel, while you and AFKA.........
    Not at first
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,849
    Happy Orgasm Day !
    If you gave at the office, you needn't give at home!
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    I'm gonna be celebrating well into the night
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Shag said:

    I'm gonna be celebrating well into the night

    I bet you're knackered already?

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