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101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT

AdTheAddicK
AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
edited September 2013 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Just seen a load of facts about him on twitter here is what I found out (also an account which is new @kermorgantfacts)

1. @KermorgantFacts: Kermorgant will always score against Leicester City. #fact #cafc

2. @c8fcjames: Yann Kermorgant once had a fight with Mike Tyson and the loser had to get a tattoo on his face
#KermorgantFacts

3. @Dan_Allison1980: Once there was nearly a movie made called Kermorgant Vs Predator, but Predator didn't turn up for the first day of shooting #KermorgantFacts

4.@cafc1998: @KermorgantFacts yann could stop syrian war by shouting stop

There all brilliant!! Anyone got anymore?...
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    5. On Tuesday the House of Commons vote on whether to send Yann into Syria and sort them out.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    6. Although formally credited to Arnold Schwartzenegger, it was a pre-pubescent Yann Kermorgant who played the part in all of the Terminator films. Under French law Yann was too young to feature in Hollywood movies. The films achieved fame at the time for what the world believed was state-of-the-art computer graphics. What the world didn't know was they were shot live, largely in one take.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    7. Yann dug the channel tunnel by hand.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    8 Yann was too modest to take credit for pulling down the temple of the Philistines. He let a young youth gladiator called Sansom take all the credit.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    9. Yann sleeps at night with his favourite teddy, called Lenny McLean
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    10.The world should have ended on 21/12/12 as we were due to be struck by a giant meteor but NASA sent Yann up into space and he just headed it away.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    10. image
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    When Yann Kermorgant stands on the beach the tide is afraid to come in.

    Kermorgant's diary goes from 31st of March straight to the 2nd of April…Nobody fools Kermorgant.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,914
    loving that @razil
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    14. The club were set to rename Harvey Gardens as Kermogant Way, then realised that would stop loads of fans getting to the game - no one crosses Kermorgant.
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,944
    15. If Yann was a Spartan, the movie would have been called '1'.
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 653
    16. Although Leicester fans might tell you different, I have it on good authority that he 'chipped for a laugh'.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    17. Yann can in fact taxi an airbus a320 on his back whilst doing the worm
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    18. Yann Kermorgant never needs a torch, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    19. Castrust and CL's STIG (10 pic) and Kermo have never been seen in the same room
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    20. Yann is being groomed by the French media to be the next Eric Cantona when he retires, he is already being considered for presidency and kronenbourg are trying to make him the new face of their advertising campaign.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,849
    edited September 2013
    21. Yann Kermorgant once arm-wrestled Chuck Norris and the loser had to grow a beard
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 653
    22. When Yann steps in a puddle, he doesn't get wet - The puddle gets Kermorgant.
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    23. Yann Kermorgant can speak brail and hear sign language.
  • mpcafc
    mpcafc Posts: 77
    24. Yann Kermorgant has 10 brothers who all play for the french team Les Grenouilles. So a team of Kermorgants is, in fact, possible
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  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,983
    25. Yann Kermorgant doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    razil said:

    19. Castrust and CL's STIG (10 pic) and Kermo have never been seen in the same room

    Oui, c'est vrai, je l'ai jamais rencontré :-(
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited September 2013

    26.
    image
  • Cafcspud
    Cafcspud Posts: 187
    27. Yann Kermorgant can cut through a hot knife with butter
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    28. It's a fact that Yann has escaped Alcatraz prison more than 10 times.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    29. It's also a fact that the film gladiator is based on Yann

    30. It's a fact that Yann has taught Bear Grylls everything he knows
  • jamiebcool
    jamiebcool Posts: 592
    31. Yann doesn't wear a watch...

    He decides what time it is.
  • seriously_red
    seriously_red Posts: 5,741
    edited September 2013
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  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    32. Yann doesn't actually head the ball. It's just so scared it flies into the net of its own accord.
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    edited September 2013
    33. Yann doesn't need to believe in god because he is god.

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