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101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT
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34. Yann is both an immovable force and an unstoppable object. When he collides with himself he rolls around on the floor and pretends to be injured0
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Not a fact, simply a great pic:
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36. When he feels a bit below par, Yann can summon an instant downpour in SE7.0
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Very good!!!McBobbin said:34. Yann is both an immovable force and an unstoppable object. When he collides with himself he rolls around on the floor and pretends to be injured
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37. Yann was the original white Vannes man.0
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38. Yann Kermorgant can believe it's not butter.0
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39. Yann Kermogant does not flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it.0
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Yann doesn't coach our under nines, he just tells the opposition that he does.0
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Brilliantguinnessaddick said:7. Yann dug the channel tunnel by hand.
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Clever.stilladdicted said:37. Yann was the original white Vannes man.
I went on holiday there this year.
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40. Yann shaves with a blowlamp0
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41. A giraffe was invented when Yann uppercutted a horse0
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Yann once kicked a horse in the chin. It's decedants are known today as Giraffes.
Yann once made a happy meal cry.0 -
See it must be true.tom- k said:41. A giraffe was invented when Yann uppercutted a horse
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Yann has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afriad to move.0
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42. Yann got a "bag for life" in the supermarket... It has subsequently fallen to bits, but Yann is still with us. Invincible.0
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43. Yann is both left handed and right handed.
44. Furthermore, Yann has won the Lifetime Achievement Award, twice.0 -
45. Yann didn't get the last train home.
He invited the whole pub to jump on his back0 -
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Not even just very good - very great.Mundell Fleming said:
Very good!!!McBobbin said:34. Yann is both an immovable force and an unstoppable object. When he collides with himself he rolls around on the floor and pretends to be injured
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47. Yann eats 3 shredded Wheat every morning0
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48. Pit bulls take Yann when they need a walk as protection.0
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49. Yann can break glass just by touching it0
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50. Yann can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves.0
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51. Yann burned Michael Westen.0
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47: He also tells a darn good knock knock joke.0
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53. A Video showcasing Monsieur Kermogant's goals entitled "YannMan Style" has been watched 1.753 billion times on YouTube.0
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54. David Cameron was going to send in Yann to sort the Syria crisis but was then told by the UN that using weapons of mass destruction wasn't fair.0
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Hope these aren't just Chuck Norris facts rehashed... but I must go with my favourite
55. Yann Kermogant can divide by zero0
