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101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT

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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    56. The reason Yann doesn't like being called Kermit is because he once tried it one with Miss Piggy, laid out Kermit, and told a better joke the Fossy Bear
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    edited September 2013
    57. Yann doesn't walk in anyone's shadow. Their shadow walks in him.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    58. More actual facts can be found her (allegedely)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Kermorgant
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    razil said:

    58. More actual facts can be found her (allegedely)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Kermorgant

    Some of those look a bit dubious to me ;-)
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    59. When the Y2K bug found it nearly shared the same initials as Yann Kermorgant it gave up without a fight.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    60. Yan N Kerm O Gant is ancient Breton for one tough b.........................er
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,242
    edited September 2013
    61. FIFA 14 was going to be released with an impossibly hard difficulty level called Kermorgant Mode, but only Yann himself is good enough to play it
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    This is on one the best CL topics ever FACT!
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    62. The charlton song red red robin was originally just called robin. Then Yann invented the colour red and added it to the song.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    63. As well as the colour red, Yann invented every colour in the visible light spectrum.
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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    64. Yann didn't invent pink though. Ian Holloway invented pink.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    65. Yann can drink like a fish. That's because he invented all alcoholic drinks.
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    66. Yann didn't invent babysham. Ian Holloway invented babysham. He serves it to his special friends.
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    edited September 2013
    67. Yann Kermorgant can recite the names of every star in the solar system....backwards!
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,242
    edited September 2013
    68. Yann once hit both posts and the crossbar with one shot, and still scored
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    69. Yann wasnt shown on Crossbar challange because he didnt even attempt it, they told him it would be too easy for him.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    McBobbin said:

    Hope these aren't just Chuck Norris facts rehashed... but I must go with my favourite

    55. Yann Kermogant can divide by zero

    70. Chuck Norris checks under his bed at night for Yann Kermorgant.

  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    71. Jackie Chan took karate lessons from Yann
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    edited September 2013
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    67. Yann Kermorgant can recite the names of every star in the solar system....backwards!

    This is an urban myth. There is in fact only one star in the Solar System and it's called Yann. he can however recite the table of elements backwards because he invented them all.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    72. Yann ordered a Big Mac in Burger King, the man on the counter gulped and said do you want fries with that?
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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    flyingkiwiDK said:

    65. Yann Kermorgant can recite the names of every star in the solar system....backwards!

    so can I... nus ;)
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Yann can impregnate women with just a smile.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    73. Yann's restaurant has four Michelin Stars
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,373
    74. Yann can slam a revolving door.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,212
    74. The Higgs-Bosun God particle's latin name is the "Yann"

    75. The dial on Yann's guitar amp goes up to 11

    76. Yann can pat his head and rub his stomach at the same time.

    77. Yann's farts smell of channel no.5
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    It was Yann that granted February an extra day every four years.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    MrOneLung said:

    It was Yann that granted February an extra day every four years.

    Only because he f**ked up the orbit when he arrived from the planet of super heroes.

  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Yann took a whole packet of 21 sleeping pills before the Leicester game - he blinked
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Messi was going to sign for Charlton today BUT felt Yann would make him look like Pouso
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    80. Some magicians can walk on water yan can swim through land

    81. Yan died 2 years ago death hasn't got the courage to tell him yet

    82. Yan counted to infinity.... Twice

    83. Guns don't kill people yan does

    84. Yan got bitten by a rattle snake after 3 extremly painful days the snake died

    85. Yan can kill 2 stones with one bird

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