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101 facts about YANN KERMORGANT

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  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    86. Some people wear superman pajamas, super man wear yan pajamas
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    87. Yann Kermorgant is an anagram of Narkoman Tyngre. This is Swedish for Heavier Addict. At 13st 03lb Yann is one of the heavier members of the Charlton squad. The Swedes have no word for Addick, Narkoman for Addict is the closest they have. Up the Narkomen!
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,548
    88. Yann can nutmeg a mermaid
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    edited September 2013
    89. jehovah's witness once knocked at Yanns house. He spent 2 minutes with them and they now support Charlton and know he is the only God
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited September 2013
    90. Yann is the only person in the world that can lick his own elbow.
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550
    edited September 2013
    91. Yann helps Rachel Riley buff up her algebra.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    edited September 2013
    92.

    In the beginning Yann created the Charlton and the Valley. And the Valley was without hope, and void; and despair was upon the face of the fans. And the Spirit of Yann moved upon the face of the fans. And Yann said, Let there be pride: and there was pride. And Yann saw the team, that they were good: and Yann led them to greatness. And on the seventh day, Yann rested, except when there was a sunday match. And the multitudes that came saw all that was good in Yann's Charlton and Yann's valley, and they gave thanks. Amen.

    You may now be seated.
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    edited September 2013
    93. He is as gay as a window.
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 653
    edited September 2013
    94. The advertising hoarding Yann crashed into in the pre-season game against Inverness has since had to retire.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited September 2013
    95. Has looked into the eyes of Medusa and not turned to stone.
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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited September 2013
    94. When he is cut he bleeds Charlton Red.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    95 Yann is the man
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    96. Yann once scared Monday so much that it had to ask Tuesday to start a day earlier.
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    97. There are more than 101 facts about Yann
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,000
    98. The 12 tasks of Hercules were the ones Yann was too bored to bother with.
  • Trainspotter
    Trainspotter Posts: 44
    99. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Yann, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021


    100. Father Jack was tea total before entering a drinking competition with Yann.

    101. Yann lives in Room 101, there is nothing he fears.
  • Trainspotter
    Trainspotter Posts: 44
    Yann had leukemia when he was 14.. He still defied the odds and became a professional footballer.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Yann survived Michael Barrymore's pool party
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    There we go people there are the 101 facts about our Yann 'the man' KERMORGANT !!
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    (Stolen & changed from Twitter):

    Yann once ate Alphabetti Spaghetti and then shat out the entire Harry Potter book series. #YannFacts
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    yann is father christmas and the tooth fairy combined
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    cafc4life said:

    yann is father christmas and the tooth fairy combined

    I heard differently... I got it from a reasonable source that he's the Easter Bunny too
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,958
    http://www.amazon.com/KERMORGANT-BRITTANY-France-Aluminum-Inches/dp/B00BTDWRGW

    A stocking filler for Christmas!

  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    sm said:

    http://www.amazon.com/KERMORGANT-BRITTANY-France-Aluminum-Inches/dp/B00BTDWRGW

    A stocking filler for Christmas!

    bit pricey!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    sm said:

    http://www.amazon.com/KERMORGANT-BRITTANY-France-Aluminum-Inches/dp/B00BTDWRGW

    A stocking filler for Christmas!

    do the people of Brittany acknowledge the French flag as they have their own?
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,691
    edited October 2013
    they acknowledge it as far as a Cornish person would acknowledge a British/English flag.
    When you go over their its a real sign of identity to fly the Brittany flag from your home, Whether you live in Brittany or if you've moved to another part of France.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    Just seen this in the Haunt in Brighton.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    That's cool, but I must admit I'm more interested in Susan's Leg Policy.
  • Loco
    Loco Posts: 1,037
    Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Yan

    Some say his skin as the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world, if you turn your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is he’s called the Yan

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