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What is the largest animal that you could catch if it was shot out of a cannon?
Dizzle
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Any animal, land or water.
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Elephant.0
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a rather stocky badger0
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Rabbit any bigger and your fooked0
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a cannon-bull0
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Anything with half decent arms and legs is a logistical problem, so like a fielder out at long on, I reckon if adopting the right body position that a decent sized free range chicken is possible.0
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In before veggies0
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I reckon pretty much any size of Octopus as they'd be dead easy to catch.0
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probably a cat0
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A chimp is possible, long arms to grab hold of.0
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What sort of distance are we talking?
Fired directly at us, or a nice gentle loop in the air that we could catch as fell to the ground.
I reckon something like an aardvark.0 - Sponsored links:
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I reckon I could handle a water vole.0
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Dizzle what on earth made you think of a question like that?0
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I'm a bit of a unit, so I'll go with fully grown alsatian0
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A kipper0
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Ive read that question somewhere before. I think on twitter when they do those #askrandomcelebrity things. It tickled me. All this talk of who wins out of a gorilla and a lion made me think of that0
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try to be serious ffsI_Saw_Semedo_Score said:Elephant.
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an Andrean Condor - although its huge, it would be light - I would imagine getting it into the cannon would be a struggle0
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Something like a Jack Russell.
Depends how it's fired, head first could be tricky, but sideways on would be easier.0 -
an African swallow, or maybe a European one!?!?! Can't remember which had the quickest air speed velocity, so fcuk it, a behemoth!!!0
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Haha sorry mate.Karim_myBagheri said:
try to be serious ffsI_Saw_Semedo_Score said:Elephant.
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I'd probably catch bits of any animal fired from a cannon.0
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I would deftly step to one side at the last minute just so I could see the glorious range of emotions on the chipmonks face as one secound it senses salvation only to have survival wisked away as it thuds into a tree.0
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a bat0
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A koala, providing I got my angles right.0
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I think they are vicious wotsits. I think you might need to get rid out of quickly.Algarveaddick said:A koala, providing I got my angles right.
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oh perleease..0
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I'm sending the ALF boys round to each and every one of your houses. Animal abuse is no joke!
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You could easily catch an elephant. There's nothing to say you have to be alive afterwards. Only problem is you'd never fit an elephant into a cannon to fire it.0
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a sloth, but if that went tits up then probably a hedgehog. This has got be considered for the rio olympics0
