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Post Coital Behaviour
Kap10
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This was posted on facebook, from mums net, asking the question do you dunk your penis - it had me in tears so thought i would share it to brighten everybodies day.
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
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Sex clean up kit?!? I've got one of those. It's usually referred to as the curtains.0
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Saw this on the Metro earlier
http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/09/mumsnet-asks-the-internets-weirdest-question-ever-do-you-have-a-penis-beaker-4140154/
Some comments people made were...
- What happens if you want a drink in the middle of the night?
- Have you never heard of baby wipes?
- Can you foresee any circumstances where a penis beaker could represent something of a mood killer?
- What happens when, as is their wont, your kids run into your room in the morning?
- How do you clean said penis beaker? Surely not in the dishwasher?
- Also, who really has a post-sex clean up area?
- Is romance dead?
- But most of all: Seriously, a penis beaker?
- How can you be prepared to share a room with your husband which contains a penis beaker but not be in the bathroom at the same time?0 -
'Darling, I'm feeling fruity tonight. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'0
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'I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?
That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.'
One of the funniest things I've read in ages0 -
And another thing. If you smoke after making love then you've been doing it too fast.0
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' I once shoved my minge in front of a fan after using Durex Tingle lube'0
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I thought that Penis Beaker was a derogatory term for one of the muppets0
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CL is so educational.....
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A two gallon bucket of Dettol for residents of Woolwich.0
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When I was a single man I will admit to having a 'special' towel next to my bed. Think it sshattered into a thousand pieces towards the end.0
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Me and the gf just cuddle up in a blissful embrace and fall asleep. For us, a structured clean up would just ruin something very natural and beautiful.0
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maybe_baby said:
Me and the gf just cuddle up in a blissful embrace and fall asleep. For us, a structured clean up would just ruin something very natural and beautiful.
Awww bless ya mabes ;-)0 -
The winner (so far)!thai malaysia addick said:I thought that Penis Beaker was a derogatory term for one of the muppets
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Where's @BIG_ROB when you need him?0
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Wiping his old bill on a dead badgerAddickUpNorth said:Where's @BIG_ROB when you need him?
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What would a dead badger be doing in his bed?AddickUpNorth said:Where's @BIG_ROB when you need him?
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"Structured clean up" - brilliant.maybe_baby said:Me and the gf just cuddle up in a blissful embrace and fall asleep. For us, a structured clean up would just ruin something very natural and beautiful.
Personally I usually go straight into 69 and then everyone cleans up after themselves.
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@PL54 eugh but lol :-)0
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You jest but.......DaveMehmet said:
Wiping his old bill on a dead badgerAddickUpNorth said:Where's @BIG_ROB when you need him?
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"Do you smoke after intercourse?"
"I don't know; I've never looked."
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So that's a Penis Beaker and a fire extinguisher.Viewfinder said:"Do you smoke after intercourse?"
"I don't know; I've never looked."
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The thing that upsets me about this more than anything else is the fact that they must have kids or at least one child and may well be married yet are still having sex. I wasn't aware this happened.0
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Was this a Charlton fan?EpsomAddick said:' I once shoved my minge in front of a fan after using Durex Tingle lube'
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Brilliant!man_at_milletts said:
Was this a Charlton fan?EpsomAddick said:' I once shoved my minge in front of a fan after using Durex Tingle lube'
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This is comedy gold...0
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Reminds me of the blind guy on.Big Brother a few years ago who used to rest his todger on rhe bowl to avoid missing when pissing, so had a cock and ball cup to wash it in after. Had us in stiches.0
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Just brilliantmaybe_baby said:0
