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Camel Balls.

pettgra
pettgra Posts: 1,572
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Please tell me this is a wind up.
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10810488.Sidcup_mum_gets_hump_after_mistakenly_buying_Camel_Balls_for_her_kids/?ref=mr
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    They sell them in my local shop too. Quite sour!
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,241
    Sad people who complain about stuff like this. Complain about something worthy like rising energy bills and travel fares or the ongoing middle eastern war, not tosh like this
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    So, she is quite happy to feed her kids an unknown mix of sugar and chemicals, but shocked because a cartoon figure was a little too anatomically correct. I think that says quite a lot about the world we live in.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    1. slow news day at the NS
    2. they only ran it so they could include "gets hump" in the headline.
    3. it was the mum's fault. clearly says "Camel Balls" not "Caramel Balls" you daft moo, would expect better from someone in Sidcup.
    4. packaging is clear that you you are buying liquid filled camel's gonads.
    5. "If I’d given it to them they could have taken them into school and then I am the mum who gave kids a sweet with a pair of balls on it." PMSL

  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,572
    edited November 2013
    You are all spot on. Beggars disbelief
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I suggest a trip to specsavers for the dozy mare..
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    What part of "Camel Balls" and "Liquid filled" that was written on the packet did the stupid bint not understand.

  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    I bet she would make a craking wouldya.. Guessing a cross between rose west and benny from crossroads.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    DaveMehmet said:

    What part of "Camel Balls" and "Liquid filled" that was written on the packet did the stupid bint not understand.

    My thoughts exactly.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    86% of people who responded disagree with her...
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    learn to read you soppy cow
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    I really thought this was going to be a thread about the male version of camel toe.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    no-one ever eaten 'sweetbreads' .. i.e. calves and lambs testicles ?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    edited November 2013
    DaveMehmet said:

    What part of "Camel Balls" and "Liquid filled" that was written on the packet did the stupid bint not understand.

    Or the picture of the Camel's Balls on the picture. Most kids would find it funny but if the parent didn't like them throw them in the bin, write off the 50p or whatever they cost and move on.

    Don't blame the NS as it is a funny story for them and must have got lots of hits on here.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,042
    North Lower Neil said:

    I really thought this was going to be a thread about the male version of camel toe.

    They could have a pic of NLA on the wrapper! ;-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Sounds like bollox to me
  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    "They are children, why do they need to look at a camel with a big pair of balls?"

    LOL

    Seriously though, how the f*** has this become a `news story'?! Basically it's `Woman Buys Something By Mistake'. Christ the NS must be hard up trying to `sex up' such a non event then displaying/printing it
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Oggy Red said:

    Sounds like bollox to me

    Have you tried Camel Balls , they are the nuts!
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Oggy Red said:

    Sounds like bollox to me

    Have you tried Camel Balls , they are the nuts!

    bollocks are they.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Sadly this sort of story is symptomatic of both the poor levels of journalism in local papers and the need for stupid stories to drive hits to their website. Couple this with the public's growing sense of entitlement and using local media for their own needs whether that's getting more compensation or whatever and you end up with stories that are literally a load of bollocks....

    We've just endured a few weeks of grumpy looking moaning minnies down here posing with packets of weevil infested pasta who decide to take them to the paper instead of back to the shop...
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  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Lincsaddick said:

    no-one ever eaten 'sweetbreads' .. i.e. calves and lambs testicles ?

    No they're not!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/sweetbread
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=msa5PpOxlwU
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    creepyaddick said:

    Lincsaddick said:

    no-one ever eaten 'sweetbreads' .. i.e. calves and lambs testicles ?

    No they're not!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/sweetbread
    oh yes they are

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Need to be a big wrapper tel
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,042
    Haha, you can go on the family multi-pack then nla ;-)
  • Darty Valiant
    Darty Valiant Posts: 618
    Are you getting emotional? Did you get a lump in the throat?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Saw a beverage today from the Pussy Drink company.

    The tag line was something like

    "Pussy; the drink is pure, it's your mind that is the problem"
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited November 2013
    Richard Branson's daughter is involved with them I think.

    http://www.londonspectator.com/2011/10/richard-bransons-daughter-holly-is.html

    image
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Dave Mehmet's parked under the pussy I see : - )
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Always found the name of the shop Love Juice to be a bit off-putting.

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