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Why Palace are staying up

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Convinced me

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10842150.Crystal_Palace_to_stay_up__aliens_tell_Bromley_woman_who__used_to_be_Joan_of_Arc_/?ref=var_0

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  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    Slow news day!
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    There is something embarrassing coming out about that club on a weekly basis. Have actually enjoyed seeing them in the Premiership!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    i can just see little green men looking down and taking a keen interest in Crystal Palace.

    surprised it hasn't been on the main TV news.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,982
    I'm having a very poor day and that's made me smile, thank you.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    More proof that drug taking does you no good.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    Funnier than Lee Green's stand up routine (Sorry NS - Couldn't resist)
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    The Terragons were adamant that Palace were going down when I spoke to them last night. I have always found them to be most reliable - it takes them 200 light years to make the trip to Earth, they have to spend it in suspended animation and all their family are dust when they get back. Just to tell me this important information, oh and to stick a probe up............
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    The Terragons were adamant that Palace were going down when I spoke to them last night. I have always found them to be most reliable - it takes them 200 light years to make the trip to Earth, they have to spend it in suspended animation and all their family are dust when they get back. Just to tell me this important information, oh and to stick a probe up............

    Up where?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited November 2013
    Where the sun don't shine
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,958
    "Stephany Cohen is in constant communication with extra terrestrial races, including Grays, Cat People and the half-reptile, half-alien Reptilians. "

    If she will keep speaking to Palace fans .........
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  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    The half reptile, half alien reptilians - I take it they must have bred with earth reptiles or they would be full reptillian aliens.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Is that orange alien still about ?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Palarse are staying up. It is a Friday and they have no school in the morning...
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    I thought the article on when to put the christmas decs up enlightening, although you really can't beat this sort of journalism.

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/opinion/burningquestions/10838359.Have_Wagon_Wheels_got_smaller__Or_do_we_just_remember_them_as_bigger_from_childhood_/
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Haven't read the article but expect somehow they'll sneak it.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    edited November 2013
    Had a Wagon Wheel yesterday and the wrapper is red , I thought they were yellow when I was a kid
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    How bloody ridiculous.....





    Boris for prime minister!
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    I've always believed in aliens, but I don't now. Bloody ridiculous.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Aliens known as Grays. Are they from Thurrock?
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    Comedy gold.
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  • throughthickandthin
    throughthickandthin Posts: 943
    You couldn't make this sort of stuff up.... On the other hand
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Ooey the caramel wagon wheels are the business!
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    I've just read the original article and I don't know whether to laugh or just give up on humanity.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Ooey the caramel wagon wheels are the business!

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Ooey the caramel wagon wheels are the business!

    I'm not really a caramel man and I've never seen em but will look out for em and give em a go

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