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Christmas is ruined because....

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  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112

    picalilli, it dont taste like it used to. Too sweet and not enough bite nowadays.

    Agree.

    Made my own this year.

    Phwoaaar...
  • buckshee said:

    I've put me back out again

    Feel your pain Buckshee, my back goes out more often than I do these days...

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    Same here mate. When it goes it goes. Had a warning this morning so now it's the old fine line between resting too much and not enough.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,558
    ..... because I have gout in my right big toe.
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    edited December 2013
    Because all the threads on Charlton life are RIP threads.

    And we picked up a smoked ham instead of a unsmoked one by mistake.
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Because of the national shortage of Hayward's piccalilli, I ended up getting Heinz... That is just not right
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    XMAS IS SAVED

    - You can all relax. New Eltham Co Op saved the day on the Picallili front, not only Haywards, but reduced from 1.85 to a pound. This could truely be the best Xmas ever.





    ABANDON SHIP !!

    - No room 'apparently' on the plate tomorrow for some sweet potato.

    Cancel the whole bloody thing
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866

    XMAS IS SAVED

    - You can all relax. New Eltham Co Op saved the day on the Picallili front, not only Haywards, but reduced from 1.85 to a pound. This could truely be the best Xmas ever.





    ABANDON SHIP !!

    - No room 'apparently' on the plate tomorrow for some sweet potato.

    Cancel the whole bloody thing

    Sweet potato?!!! What in gods name is wrong with you man?

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Lol
  • ..... because I have gout in my right big toe.




    bets off that's the winner right there owwwwwwwwwwwwwww that must kill
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    - Because I haven't got multi-room
  • because Wreck it Ralph in 3D is still on for the 3rd time tonight ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Surely there is room for some sweet potato wedges / mash served as a side order
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,454
    There's f## all on telly tonight
  • Red_in_SE8
    Red_in_SE8 Posts: 5,961

    - Because I haven't got multi-room

    Snap! Mine got knocked out yesterday. Main box is ok. But box in reception room not receiving signal. My guests will have to watch dvds!
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,454
    Cancel that. Gavin n Stacey Xmas special on anytime. Saved
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,592

    - Because I haven't got multi-room

    Snap! Mine got knocked out yesterday. Main box is ok. But box in reception room not receiving signal. My guests will have to watch dvds!
    Reception room? Get you Mr lah de dah gunner afka.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    I'm trying to work out Red in SE8 is a doctor or dentist :-)
  • Red_in_SE8
    Red_in_SE8 Posts: 5,961

    I'm trying to work out Red in SE8 is a doctor or dentist :-)

    Estate agent!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274

    ..... because I have gout in my right big toe.

    Feel your pain Large pal
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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited December 2013
    I legged it down to Hmv Bluewater on Christmas Eve 5 minutes before closing time to buy the new 'Elementary' for the missus on dvd (her Christmas present) to find out the stock hadn't turned up on Monday....
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    My girlfriend still hasn't gone into labour. 5 days overdue!
  • JorgeCosta
    JorgeCosta Posts: 1,035
    Christmas ruined because I found out tonight that Noddy Holder's real name is Neville. But I've got an industrial size jar of picallili plus gherkins, red cabbage and pickled onions. Heartburn central is here for me.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    mrbligh said:

    My girlfriend still hasn't gone into labour. 5 days overdue!

    Cor, best the wife's not pleased about that!
  • A new 3ds xl and no charger. WTF.
  • Why no mention of Mustard Pickle?
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,033
    ...I drank far too much in Greenwich last night and can't get out of bed, again. !
  • buckshee said:

    Same here mate. When it goes it goes. Had a warning this morning so now it's the old fine line between resting too much and not enough.

    Must be a "bug" going round: Did my back in on Friday moving furniture and have hardly left the sofa since.

  • Stig said:

    I just found out that Santa is not a real person .... ((:<)</p>

    Oh yes he is, and he was last seen in Chengdu. Haven't we got a member in Chegdu?

    http://www.noradsanta.org
    I'm in Kunming and Siv is in Urumqi, Chengdu is rougly, kinda, between the two.

    Christmas was ruined by my gravy being white. WTF is that a about.
    TIFC.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189

    - Because I haven't got multi-room

    Snap! Mine got knocked out yesterday. Main box is ok. But box in reception room not receiving signal. My guests will have to watch dvds!
    There's always Sky Go...