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Spa day etiquette

PL54
PL54 Posts: 10,757
edited December 2013 in Not Sports Related
Am on a spa weekend with Mrs.

Never been before and don't know the unwritten rules. Obviously no blatant staring at strangers' cans or fiddling with myself under the robe. Also only being on here when Lady PL54 is having facial etc.

Any tips?

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,969
    No farting in the jacuzzi, even though you could probably get away with it.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,041
    No Bicyclette Anglaise.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ebBAzo-Eo
  • Dansk_Red
    Dansk_Red Posts: 5,728
    Thought this was a thread about the takeover and a visit to meet the new owners at Spa in Belguim ;-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,840
    The rules are you sit around the pool all day enjoying doing f all while you missus has some ridiculously over priced treatment.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    Don't ask for extras
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Try not to have an erection. Good luck.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,653
    After the steam room or sauna shower before entering the jacuzzi or swimming pool.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Do they have underwater CCTV in the jacuzzi ?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    PL54 said:

    Do they have underwater CCTV in the jacuzzi ?

    No, but if you're careful you could probably sneak one in.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Remember to carry extra cash if asking for a happy ending. ;-)

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  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,331
    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    Don't soak your gravy up with a slice of thick bread at dinner
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited December 2013
    If you've got a male maseuse, don't ask for a happy ending.
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,964
    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    Apparently 'Chariots' are a good chain of spa and saunas....

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    SE10Addick said:

    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    Apparently 'Chariots' are a good chain of spa and saunas....

    Are they a chain? I only know the one up by Old Street/Shoredich way. Wish I'd known before I moved France after I sold me shop up Grove Park, but before I had me new kidney! Ffs
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,876
    Shop?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    This one is Alexandra / Utopia Hotel & Spa (Sussex)
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    northstandsteve said:

    Where have you gone PL thinking of booking Bath next December for a weekend away with the missus, Christmas fair and spa

    Are you turning into a puddle jumper?

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