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If you need a laugh

paulie8290
paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
in Other Football and Sports
If you need a laugh read this
it is so funny
http://www.millwall.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=109076&posts=18
Only went on there to see if i could have a laugh at cant stop now
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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    2 people even said they hope the coach crashes and they all die
    just because u lose 4-1
    What scum supporters they really are
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    edited January 2014
    Well I counted half dozen brain cells on that thead...

    My favorite

    "We've become an example of everything bad about football these days, half of them don't care if we go down or play shit because they'll probably end up getting a pay cheque from another championship club next season"
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    I think there was more swear words than normal words
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    That was highly amusing. We didn't react like that when we lost to Northwich... Is that because we are better people, or we actually expected to lose?
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,652
    Millwall fans saying they're embarrassed about being Millwall fans there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one!
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Laugh at them all you want, they'll still have the last laugh when they beat us.
  • SOTF
    SOTF Posts: 1,149
    Haha Soapy, that was my favourite too.

    Probably the most ironic paragraph I've ever read!
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,437
    They're hilarious. I've never seen so much illiteracy in one place.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Millwall fans saying they're embarrassed about being Millwall fans there's an oxymoron if ever I heard one!

    I think you'll find that's f*cking morons
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,652
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    They're hilarious. I've never seen so much illegitimacy in one place.

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    C_A_F_C said:

    Laugh at them all you want, they'll still have the last laugh when they beat us.

    Yeh, we'll ignore that for now thank you and just bask in their world of incalculable stupidity.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,911
    Oh dear - something tells me the Spanners aren't a happy bunch!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,864
    Looks like a well moderated board that.

    You should see the comments that didn't make the grade.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    That was us the northwitch victoria season

    Great to see!
  • BrentfordAddick
    BrentfordAddick Posts: 1,460
    "I would cut their knee caps off and make a necklace out of them and make them wear their own kneecap as a necklace around peckham market."

    Fair play, the bloke's given it some thought.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    edited January 2014
    BrentfordAddick said:

    "I would cut their knee caps off and make a necklace out of them and make them wear their own kneecap as a necklace around peckham market."

    Fair play, the bloke's given it some thought.

    Although they would not get far of course, what with not having the ability to walk anywhere, let alone Peckham Market. Nice try though and like you say Brentford, some thought has obviously gone into it AND no "cnut" in 27 words, the fellas obviously been to a Polytechnic or something.
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    The real beautiful thing is that some of the comments are edited!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    soapy_jones said:

    Well I counted half dozen brain cells on that thead...

    My favorite

    "We've become an example of everything bad about football these days, half of them don't care if we go down or play shit because they'll probably end up getting a pay cheque from another championship club next season"

    Most unnecessary use of the words "these days" perhaps in history.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,864
    BrentfordAddick said:

    "I would cut their knee caps off and make a necklace out of them and make them wear their own kneecap as a necklace around peckham market."

    Fair play, the bloke's given it some thought.

    He hasn't though, has he? I mean, is he talking about putting all the players kneecaps on one necklace? If so, which one is going to wear it, or are they supposed to take turns?

    Or if each player gets a necklace with just his own kneecaps on it then that would be less impressive, and almost defeat the object.

    Regardless of this, how are the players supposed to actually get "around Peckham market" with their new necklace(s) when they have no kneecaps? Will be a struggle.

    Nah, ultimately it's just another typically unthought out rant from our knuckle dragging neighbours.

    :-)
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    If I could be bothered I would post a bring back Lomas thread. I hope this heralds the start of the death rattle.
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I didn't realise we had beaten oxford already

    Hold your laughter folks us and the fa cup are not meant to be us vs those cnuts is not meant to be


    He who laughs last laughs longest
  • mrbligh
    mrbligh Posts: 3,056
    He who reads the millwall forum laughs forever!
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    An incredible read. Are there really people like that?
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,047
    I love this;

    "


    Supreme MO

    Posts: 5049

    Location: SE London
    I would cut their knee caps off and make a necklace out of them and make them wear their own kneecap as a necklace around Peckham market"

    God knows what the other 5048 posts were like !
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    Its west ham fans on that forum.
  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    'Process of illumination'


    Is that turning the light on?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,864
    stonewallpenalty said:

    Its west ham fans on that forum.

    Get it right. It's the media trying to give them a bad name.

  • stonewallpenalty
    stonewallpenalty Posts: 3,842
    Off_it said:

    stonewallpenalty said:

    Its west ham fans on that forum.

    Get it right. It's the media trying to give them a bad name.

    Bloody media.
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    soapy_jones said:

    Well I counted half dozen brain cells on that thead...

    My favorite

    "We've become an example of everything bad about football these days, half of them don't care if we go down or play shit because they'll probably end up getting a pay cheque from another championship club next season"

    Mate that was us under pardew and parky

    Greg Halford came straight into my head.
    Out whole squad didn't give a shit then



  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    Love reading millwall posts, kind of imagine...grunting...followed by one or two words....followed by expletives....followed by grunting. Love those grunters!

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