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Pray For Dave Lockwood

WSS
WSS Posts: 25,083
Astrit Ajdarevic
Piotr Parzyszek
Reza Ghoochannejhad
Anil Koc
Loic Nego
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,207
    He'll need to go on a training course!
  • Was it Dave Lockwood announcing the Chievo Verona team one pre-season friendly and said after doing it that he was glad we werent in Europe that season?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
    brilliant !!!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,356
    Stewart Gerrard
    Peter Parsley
    Roger Goodchild
    Andy Cook
    Larry Lego
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    BDl: No. 36 ANIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    Crowd: KOC!!!!

    oh.
  • and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    Pray for Dave? With all due respect @WSS there are many people to include in prayers before you get to someone who merely has to say a few names. For a start what about Charlton Life's @Razil, the poor man's family has been blighted by a horrific curse, the man has endured a terrible time, and I for one would not want to walk in his shoes.

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
    Chizz said:

    Stewart Gerrard
    Peter Parsley
    Roger Goodchild
    Andy Cook
    Larry Lego

    lol, I just clicked on this thread to say I'm going to call him Peter Parsley and you beet me to it !!

  • Do we know how tall any of these players are?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,679

    and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

    that's better than `we want Anil'.

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
    WSS said:

    Astrit Ajdarevic
    Piotr Parzyszek
    Reza Ghoochannejhad
    Anil Koc
    Loic Nego

    Don't forget Yohann Thuram-Ulien

  • and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

    that's better than `we want Anil'.
    Just gotta remember not to sing "We love you Anil we do"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,300
    Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

    This year is going to be a bastard : - )
  • Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

    This year is going to be a bastard : - )

    Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,905
    Charlton's new announcer:

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    "Nuuumber won is Yohann Thuram-Ulien, beautiful British name

    Nuuumber tooo is Loic Nero, beautiful British name

    Nuuumber free is Reza Goooch....gooochhannel.....goochhannejhad, beautiful British name

    Nuuumber for is Anal Koc, ppppppp, you're f***ing kidding me right, Anil Koc, beautiful British name

    Nuuumber five is Peter Parsley, he's Polish"
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

    This year is going to be a bastard : - )

    Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek
    Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.
  • Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

    This year is going to be a bastard : - )

    Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek
    Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.
    Smart arse lol! - I meant if names were included
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,375
    I've been keeping my old man informed of the comings and goings. He's going to be absolutely clueless with these names!
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,920

    and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

    lets hope he plays well or it will be 'pull Koc off, pull Koc off'
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,207

    Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

    This year is going to be a bastard : - )

    Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek
    Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.
    Indeed. In fact on two counts: first, no proper nouns (words starting with a capital letter); second no foreign words (unless the word has been subsumed into the English language) are allowed.

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  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,596
    edited January 2014
    cafctom said:

    I've been keeping my old man informed of the comings and goings. He's going to be absolutely clueless with these names!

    He is not alone

    @WSS thanks for putting something on CL that we can all share a laugh at, well all except @BDL who must be swotting his pronunciations now.

  • I think I can see a theme developing here with Polish players. They're either ex-plumbers who can solve the pitch drainage issues, or have relatives who can.
  • bc_addick
    bc_addick Posts: 761
    I can't see any problem with these names. ;-)
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,131
    New song...

    We all dream of a team of unpronounceables

    Repeat
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    cafcfan said:

    Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

    This year is going to be a bastard : - )

    Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek
    Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.
    Indeed. In fact on two counts: first, no proper nouns (words starting with a capital letter); second no foreign words (unless the word has been subsumed into the English language) are allowed.
    Also there's a space in Peter Parsley. And only one Z in the bag.

  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    @bdl can't even get my name right... ;)

    think up some nicknames fast..
  • Addick90
    Addick90 Posts: 677
    hate to imagine the chants if/when anil koc scores winner at brighton
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,004
    No one can get your name right!

    So long as I avoid asking Johnnie Jackson, I should be ok.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,596
    As we approach the big day, I think the man should do a mpeg for us to judge before the day
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    I do hope we sign Gash from Kidderminster.
    Koc and Gash double act.