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top 5 bodily acts

yesss alright, scraping the top 5 barrel, but maybe a fun one for some on another less than vibrant footballing weekend?

sleeping
laughing
licking
talking
pissing
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  • i was right . you really are odd.

    really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    edited July 2014

    i was right . you really are odd.

    really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?
    Not really but the most obvious favourite bodily act , you seem to have missed out. Not getting any shooters ? ;-)
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,585
    Getting rid of an itch in the ear with a cotton wool bud - orgasmic!
  • Essex_Al said:

    Getting rid of an itch in the ear with a cotton wool bud - orgasmic!

    oh right essex, getting rid of an ear itch with the little finger, forgot that fun one.
  • watching colin powell gallop down the wing
    watching derek hales score
    watching nicky johns shot stop
    watching paul walsh score
    watching jorge cpsta tackle
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,660

    watching colin powell gallop down the wing
    watching derek hales score
    watching nicky johns shot stop
    watching paul walsh score
    watching jorge cpsta tackle

    Watching Alan Dugdale attempt any of the above.
  • i was right . you really are odd.

    really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?
    Not getting any shooters ? ;-)
    Not getting any attention maybe?
  • i was right . you really are odd.

    really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?
    Not getting any shooters ? ;-)
    Not getting any attention maybe?
    ...and thank you, fans;>)
  • Watching Simon church shoot
    Watching Simon church tackle
    Watching Simon church head the ball
    Watching Simon church pass
    Watching Simon church do any of the above makes me cringe
    As much as the opening of this thread

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  • Walking bare foot on a perfect, crisp, white sandy beach.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,618
    Farting
    Farting
    Farting
    Farting
    Farting
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,750
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,741
    Making the toilet when you are in "panic shit" mode.
  • Shrew said:

    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing

    love it, what tune got you bouncing around the room today?
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,750

    Shrew said:

    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing

    love it, what tune got you bouncing around the room today?
    Balanescu Quartets version of Possessed

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,265
    edited July 2014
    Breathing
    Thinking
    Laughing
    Loving
    Being happy
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    edited July 2014
    Is this thread really happening?

    Odd
  • shootershill2tropics
    edited July 2014

    Is this thread really happening?

    Odd

    its another slow footie day...
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.

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  • I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.

    thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Scratching and itch, but not having an itch in the first place. Weird.
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    An** won't let me edit.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,995

    I will give you this shooters. You are as bonkers as a box of frogs but you take the banter well.

    thank you beds, its our premier british trait, correct - self deprecation, taking the piss out of y'self? in sharp contrast to where i currently reside.
    You seem to really despise Americans and America, Why do you live there?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,860

    i was right . you really are odd.

    really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?
    Not getting any shooters ? ;-)
    Not getting any attention maybe?
    Ha, i've been waiting a couple of weeks for your radar go on amber alert @Bournemouth Addick‌ :-)

  • Coitus x 5
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Roll on the new season, this place has lost it.....
  • i was right . you really are odd.

    really appreciate the compliment beds:>) so, no fun acts in your life you want to share?
    Not getting any shooters ? ;-)
    Not getting any attention maybe?
    Ha, i've been waiting a couple of weeks for your radar go on amber alert @Bournemouth Addick‌ :-)

    Ha, ha Barts, you want to keep up fella I've been dropping hints for weeks now ;-)
  • Shrew said:

    Shrew said:

    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing
    dancing

    love it, what tune got you bouncing around the room today?
    Balanescu Quartets version of Possessed

    well i tried dancing to it...were you serious with that tune?:>)
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,163
    Eating
    Sleeping
    Raving
    Repeating
    Eating