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CAPTION COMP - Our Friend Simon

Charlton Dan
Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
edited November 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
RBSEP04-Goodbuy.jpg

Theres gotta be some good ones...... Thanks be to God for Google Images!!

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Dude, i just cant look at this pic, its feckin horrible! (ps this is not a caption)
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    "Time for another court case, methinks"
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    "All broken: they haven't made one yet that can deal with excessive wrist action"
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited November 2006
    " Dennis in the last bloody minute :-( "
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "I still can't find North - which one's the compass?"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,204
    "If I take all three watches into the tanning bed there's no way I'll stay in too long this time"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    'Ok lads, you've proved your point, i'm an embarrassment. No please untie my wrists'
  • carlingaddick
    carlingaddick Posts: 1,030
    [cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]"Dennis in the last minute!"

    haha i like it!!!!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Dowie - Dunno. Seems expensive.

    Jordan- Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Dowie? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Iain, I think I'll keep it!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Rev Rufus has just emailed me:

    'like my watch ? you should do, i bought it off Charlton Dan'

    :-)
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    'Who sang The Drugs Don't Work ? Well you tell them that i can't even put a watch on'
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "Come on, three watches for an ounce, you can't lose"
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "Go on nurse, I'm sure there's still one more stuck up there"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]"Go on nurse, I'm sure there's still one more stuck up there"


    very good
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "One off the wrist, morning, noon and night"
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "Are the batteries from these any good Sophie?"
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,552
    'time for a sacking'
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "If it pleases m'lud, I'm ever so humble"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Red n Blue are the colour
    Simon is my name
    I'm heading for a breakdown
    Charlton's tucked me up again
    I bought the sh1tty ground and the court case was a botch
    and all that i'm now left with is a fake rolex watch
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Rev Rufus has just emailed me:

    'like my watch ? you should do, i bought it off Charlton Dan'

    :-)

    Funnily enough, I've just had something similar from "Bromley Big Boy"

    "so you tie one round your bollocks and that stops you coming too soon but what are the other two for?"
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  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    "so you tie one round your bollocks and that stops you coming too soon but what are the other two for?"

    You need help mate.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]"One off the wrist, morning, noon and night"

    Ha!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Rev Rufus has just emailed me:

    'like my watch ? you should do, i bought it off Charlton Dan'

    :-)

    Mate theyre far too cheap for me ;-)
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,582
    ' you got to pick a Dowie pocket or two '
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "Now I can work out what time it is in London, Marbella and Tenerife"

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