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  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    I almost wet myself laughing when i did this!

    Blame my mother, for both parts.

    Odille Molyneux.

    Porn star- somehow, i don't think so!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Mine's "Treacle Clark"
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    first pet i can remember?

    Jaws Slattery
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Starsky Crawford

    That rules!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Dog Mitchell
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    Susie Hall
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Chip Collins
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    hahaha

    lovecock and grewcock - got to be a wind up.
  • RomanKing
    RomanKing Posts: 3
    LOL, reminds me of the capture the flag 'halo 1' gaming tournaments as a teen. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with dudes in my clan(I hated highschool back then, but now I so want it back!!!). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn king, I would be known as 'Beavereater David' :D

    By the way, does Ron Jeremy ring a bell? The old man is like THE porn king, since 1972. He imitated Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ in an 'original' way. Guess only his 'name' still gets him some vagina, if you see his ugly face, but omg, that video on youtube was fucking funny :D

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,757
    edited August 2014
    No offence mate but that is a bizarre second post!!







    Welcome to CL by the way.
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  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    RomanKing said:

    LOL, reminds me of the capture the flag 'halo 1' gaming tournaments as a teen. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with dudes in my clan(I hated highschool back then, but now I so want it back!!!). Entering my first name ‘David’ in it, as a porn king, I would be known as 'Beavereater David' :D

    By the way, does Ron Jeremy ring a bell? The old man is like THE porn king, since 1972. He imitated Miley Cyrus ‘wrecking ball’ in an 'original' way. Guess only his 'name' still gets him some vagina, if you see his ugly face, but omg, that video on youtube was fucking funny :D

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

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  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    Maggot pipe
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    Flash Tango.................
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited August 2014
    Shep Eustace.

    If porn stars had flat caps and pipes that would be about right.

    Although apparently Eustace is from the Greek, and means "fecund" and "steadfast", so maybe pornier than I thought.

    Shep Fecund. Hmmm.
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,775
    Furry Aldridge
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,346
    Isn't it supposed to be the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you grew up on?

    If so, mine is Max Spray.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,241
    Fluffy Wears if it the family's first pet;

    Zigzag Fordmill if it is my first pet and street name
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,255
    Woodstock Ausden if we're doing pets, or Woodstock Bellring if I'm a street, but for me if I do porn I'm Ken Shabby. End of.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    If I go by current pet and home address:

    Brutus Acre

    If I go by first pet and road I'd be:

    Chips Balcombe
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Frankie Mayplace
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  • stockholmaddick
    stockholmaddick Posts: 101
    Thumper Somerville
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Pongo Brookman - proper filth merchant ;-)
  • Brucie_CAFC
    Brucie_CAFC Posts: 99
    Fluffy Rose
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,618
    Tibbles Hall

  • HantsAddick
    HantsAddick Posts: 2,423
    Trixie Tickford
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    Droopy Bigwood
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    edited August 2014
    Its_Hamer_Time said:

    Droopy Bigwood

    You can get a blue pill for that.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    Rusty Beven
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,255
    How many Fluffies on CL?
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    Sousa Vasiliev-Dobrov

    Worthy of an 'art pamphlet'

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