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old wifes tales
nolly
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my favourite. w***ing....... makes you go blind,bar childhood cataracts and eye infections i had thats total bollocks.
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Wouldn't be too sure. you pressed the "f" key when you meant to use the "v" key just below it : - )
2. It's always the last place you look it (something that has been misplaced).
Of course it's in the last place you look cos when you find it you stop looking.0 -
im confused!0
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old chinese proverbs are better my favourite
go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger0 -
plural of wife is wives0
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gotta ya.0
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my favourite is COWARDS DIE MANY DEATHS A MAN ONLY ONE.that is me.0
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the coward bit.0
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My dad walked in and cought me banging one out when i was younger "Stop doing that son you will go blind" Said the old man.
"Im over here dad" i replied0 -
"Naked man in swing door is going to Bangkok"0
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now thats better0
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very good0
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Took the missus home a bunch of flowers last night.
She responded "Suppose i will have to open my legs them"
In which replied "Why aint you got a vase big enough"0 -
I like: Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day...0
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Whats worse than cubs in your pockets......................
Brownies in your pants0 -
[cite]Posted By: WhenIwasLittleBoy[/cite]Took the missus home a bunch of flowers last night.
She responded "Suppose i will have to open my legs them"
In which replied "Why aint you got a vase big enough"
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A man with a spade on his head???
Doug0 -
A man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff0 -
A man with no spade on his head??
Douglas0 -
Man in a bush
Russell0 -
Man with wee on his trousers...0
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Man with a seagull on his head ??
Cliff0 -
Nigerian prostitute
Legs Akimbo0 -
Romanian prostitute
Slobberdown mycockyoubitch0 -
Man in a bush
Russell
Oii!0
