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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Genius or Twat?

    or

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
  • JonnyK
    JonnyK Posts: 830
    Better to have lived and lost than never to have lived at all - it ain't a dress rehearsal mate!
  • barstool
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    'Live by the sword that tames the lion'
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    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Birth Was The First Mistake

    An everyday tale of a bloke who tries to do the right thing but fails dismally
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    edited November 2014
    Algarveaddick said:

    Genius or Twat?

    or

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

    As I have already bagsied(sic) the title "twat" I believe that makes you a "genius". I just cannot believe I just said that Algarve...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Zoo Sky Thinking

    Story of a bloke who stood up in a high-level brainstorm session and instead of saying 'there are certain elements' said 'there are certain elephants'
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    Tail Puller.

    The thrilling story of how Jarman internet troll and general wanker, single-handledly wound up Millwall's top boys MF & BBW via an internet forum.
  • Macronate
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    Walk Myself Silly

    the story of how I had to take up a different hobby to stop myself going blind.
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    Valiantphil Posts: 6,409
    "Superglue on the cover"

    The book you can't put down
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    One small step for dog, one giant wow for mankind:

    The dog who wound up posters on a Ched Evans and Religion thread and inspired a generation.

  • cafcfan
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    Eating Raw Pastry and Other Misdemeanours

    Presumably Paulie's would be The Highlights of My Life?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    soapy_jones said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    Genius or Twat?

    or

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

    As I have already bagsied(sic) the title "twat" I believe that makes you a "genius". I just cannot believe I just said that Algarve...
    Surely by stupidly missing your post, I out "Twat" you SJ?
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    Boom - what a c*nt he is.
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    Paraphrasing what my missus just said as I saved our house from being burnt down by her shite cooking. My fault apparently.
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    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Started out with nothing and still got most of it left.

    (Stolen from Seasick Steve)
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    thecrazyaddick Posts: 607
    Call me Juan
    Tales of a london accountant turned surf and ski bum on the Pacific coast.
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    A Whole Lot of Meh.
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