New Song

Your Dad was 24 years too late. And he's got it completely wrong anyway. It goes like this:

Ive been waiting for so long
To come here now and sing this song
Dont be fooled by what you see
Dont be fooled by what you hear

This is a song to all my friends
They take the challenge to their hearts
Challenging preconceived ideas
Saying goodbye to long standing fears

Dont crack up
Bend your brain
See both sides
Throw off your mental chains

I dont wanna be hip and cool
I dont wanna play by the rules
Not under the thumb of the cynical few
Or laden down by the doom crew

or:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FagjnIgUk6Q&feature=related

dont worry mate hes not right.

Me dad just thought of it:-

Down the pub,
drink 1 pint,
absolutely plastered,
on the train,
beat up kids,
dirty palace bastards!

If you start it I'll sing it.

very good

What about the Simon Jordan chant

No one likes you,
No one likes you,
Simon you're a cunt.
You are orange, fucking orange
Like the tosser
from bargain Hunt.