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Cut Myself a Thousand Times, Then Get into a Vinegar Bath

paulie8290
paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
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I would rather take a bath, fill it with vinegar, cut myself a thousand times, immerse myself slowly for an hour,

Something Simon Cowell has said he would rather do than work with Katie Hopkins on BGT, which got me thinking what would you rather do than spend anytime with her

I will start off:

I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,017
    edited February 2015
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,427
    Open this threa......

    Oh bollocks.
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    I'd probably just work with her and take my handsome pay cheque. You enjoy your pile of needles
  • Folev the red
    Folev the red Posts: 2,087
    I'd rather just spend a bit of time with her to be honest.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,968
    paulie8290 said:


    I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her

    She probably wouldn't give you the chance, Paulie.


  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
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  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,871
    Early contender for thread of the year.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    Callumcafc said:

    Early contender for thread of the year.

    You know me, not gonna let the team down

    honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    paulie8290 said:

    Callumcafc said:

    Early contender for thread of the year.

    You know me, not gonna let the team down

    honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood
    You not working at the moment then Pauline?
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,648
    think id rather spend time with her than you to be honest.

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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Callumcafc said:

    Early contender for thread of the year.

    You know me, not gonna let the team down

    honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood
    You not working at the moment then Pauline?
    No, my contract at crossrail finished, as that part of the project was ending, so I am looking again
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,918
    debating for reams of pages about no replacement for YK ,moving on from chris powell ,shd we clap him ,look up old girlfriends in blackpool and menopausal girlfriends who dont come across !???

    surely anytime spent with old rubber chops would be easy be comparison
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,034
    ...f**k her than fight her.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,915
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  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,217
    Don't actually mind her to be honest says what some people are too PC to say. Great thread though mate.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,408
    paulie8290 said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Callumcafc said:

    Early contender for thread of the year.

    You know me, not gonna let the team down

    honestly my insomnia was messing me around so had no sleep since yesterday morning, so now I am in a funny mood
    You not working at the moment then Pauline?
    No, my contract at crossrail finished, as that part of the project was ending, so I am looking again
    Are you, Phyllis, Ada, Elizabeth, Victoria, Mary, Sofia, Jessica or Ellie?

    Never heard of a Pauline...

    http://www.crossrail.co.uk/construction/tunnelling/meet-our-giant-tunnelling-machines/
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    ValleyGary said:

    ...f**k her than fight her.

    It's usually the other way round for me.......
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,402
    Suffocation, no breathing
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,540
    I would!
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,694
    why would she be on BGT? She hasn't got any after all.

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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,380
    She can't talk much if she's face down in a pillow....
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Katie Hopkins would be an interesting choice given BGT showcasing contestants who are non-white/claiming benefits/have a sob story/from poorer backgrounds/disabled/single mothers/fat/obese, given her record of publicly attacking people who sit in one or more of those categories. And by interesting I mean terrible. I'm sure loads of people will watch it just to watch her stir the hornet's nest.
  • WayneK
    WayneK Posts: 639
    BR7_addick said:

    Don't actually mind her to be honest says what some people are too PC to say. Great thread though mate.

    This. Anyone who offends the CL cardigan wearers is ok with me.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I would rather shit in my hands and clap
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    paulie8290 said:

    Callumcafc said:

    Early contender for thread of the year.

    You know me, not gonna let the team down

    so now I am in a funny mood
    If this was started in a funny mood id hate to open one started in a shit mood
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    smiffyboy said:

    paulie8290 said:

    Callumcafc said:

    Early contender for thread of the year.

    You know me, not gonna let the team down

    so now I am in a funny mood
    If this was started in a funny mood id hate to open one started in a shit mood
    Funny as in peculiar
    Unfortunately its what insomnia does to you makes you crazy
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,266
    paulie8290 said:

    I would rather take a bath, fill it with vinegar, cut myself a thousand times, immerse myself slowly for an hour,

    Something Simon Cowell has said he would rather do than work with Katie Hopkins on BGT, which got me thinking what would you rather do than spend anytime with her

    I will start off:

    I would rather jump into a pile of Cacti, then jump into a pile of used needles, then jump into a river of Lemon Juice than spend anytime with her

    And then make a thread about it :wink:

    "Has anyone ever jumped into some cacti, followed by by a pile of used needles and then had a dip in a lemon juice river?" Listed under fun, jokes & captions March 2015
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,277
    ValleyGary said:

    ...f**k her than fight her.



    Then when you kill her, you eat her

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