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Chips at the Valley

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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Just ask for a Vetokele of chips please
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited May 2015
    LenGlover said:

    Just ask for a Vetokele of chips please

    Number 14 very good Len, expected though from a man with a head for figures :wink:
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Chips!?! You got to buy chips?!? Where? Lucky barstewards!
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    edited May 2015
    Is Chips (at the Valley) the long awaited follow-up to Sabrina Johnston's uplifting old-Skool 1992 anthem, Peace (in the Valley) ?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V59V-GrfokA



    Thanks to you this has been in my head since you posted :anguished:
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    14 chips for £3 according to my calulator that is 21.428571p a chip and what is more they don't taste very nice even loads of salt on them.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    AddickFC81 said:

    14 chips for £3 according to my calulator that is 21.428571p a chip and what is more they don't taste very nice even loads of salt on them.

    Have you considered that it was the "loads of salt" them made them taste not very nice.

  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    AddickFC81 said:

    14 chips for £3 according to my calulator that is 21.428571p a chip and what is more they don't taste very nice even loads of salt on them.

    Have you considered that it was the "loads of salt" them made them taste not very nice.

    They tasted horrible without salt and the salt made no difference
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    AddickFC81 said:

    14 chips for £3 according to my calulator that is 21.428571p a chip and what is more they don't taste very nice even loads of salt on them.

    I wouldnt chip in more than 20p for one if my friends were buying.
    Any more and I would feel I was being a salt ed.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,277
    edited May 2015
    AddickUpNorth said:

    AAKABartram said:

    Is Chips (at the Valley) the long awaited follow-up to Sabrina Johnston's uplifting old-Skool 1992 anthem, Peace (in the Valley) ?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V59V-GrfokA

    Thanks to you this has been in my head since you posted :anguished:
    I get it every time this thread pops up near the top of the forum. It's slowly driving me bananas

  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    The Valley chip saga continues........................into it's 5th day! ;)
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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    E-cafc said:

    The Valley chip saga continues........................into it's 5th day! ;)

    9 more days to reach 14 !!
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    The new zookeeper

    A man got a job as a zookeeper, on his first day at the zoo he was walking past the aviary when he saw a beautiful finch. He reached into the cage and caught the bird to give it a stroke. Unfortunately he squeezed too hard and killed the bird. In a panic he threw the dead bird into the lions cage to get rid of the evidence. As he was walking away he accidentally knocked over the Bee hive exhibit. The hive crashed to the ground and the bees began to swarm out. In a panic he stomped all over the hive and killed the bees then threw the lot over the wall into the lions cage. As he walked past the Monkey cage he turned to see all the monkeys taking the Mickey out of him. He flew into a rage and entered the monkey cage and punched the first monkey he saw, killing him outright. In a panic now he also threw the monkey's body over into the lions cage.
    The next day the zoo introduced a new lion to the lion enclosure. The lion walked up to the leader of the pack an old and wise lion and said "Hi mate, I'm new, just got here from Africa, what's this place like then?"
    "It's all right here mate" said the old lion. "What's the food like then?" said the newcomer.
    "Not too bad" said the old lion "Last night I had finch, chimps and mushy bees!"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,977
    This is a serious matter and no place for jokes.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    I haven't got time to read the thread, but has anyone spotted that for the first time on Saturday they literally halved the size of the container and the portion offered previously. That's it for me, I will bring my own food rather than be ripped off.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Granpa said:

    I haven't got time to read the thread, but has anyone spotted that for the first time on Saturday they literally halved the size of the container and the portion offered previously. That's it for me, I will bring my own food rather than be ripped off.

    14 CHIPS !!!
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Granpa said:

    I haven't got time to read the thread, but has anyone spotted that for the first time on Saturday they literally halved the size of the container and the portion offered previously. That's it for me, I will bring my own food rather than be ripped off.

    I noticed that too. There used to be 28
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    Granpa said:

    I haven't got time to read the thread, but has anyone spotted that for the first time on Saturday they literally halved the size of the container and the portion offered previously. That's it for me, I will bring my own food rather than be ripped off.

    Did you count how many chips granpa? There's a few on here that would actually be interested to know.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Well sod your 14 chips I only got 3 poxy smallest fecking jersey royal spuds with a sparrow sized chicken breast and a spit full of gravy on Sunday at the poty do,

    Even fat rob who ain't fat no more was still hungry

  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Seems like our catering is doing it's bit to cure Britain's obesity problem.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    nth london addick said:

    Well sod your 14 chips I only got 3 poxy smallest fecking jersey royal spuds with a sparrow sized chicken breast and a spit full of gravy on Sunday at the poty do,

    Even fat rob who ain't fat no more was still hungry

    Please tell me you're joking & you weren't there on Sunday, NLA !!!!!
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I was there table 36 fanny, did you nick my spuds??
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    And me gravy
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Fanny, sorry mate, I was at the POTY as you know, and I have to say the food, errm, left a lot to be desired. I know how hard you worked, and it seems rather churlish to mention it, but for the money (others) paid I was thinking a top of the range Waitrose sandwich, a Waitrose bears claw pastry, and a salad tub, with a Cafe Nero coffee would've cost £9 maximum and would've been 100% nicer nosh.
    BTW the chips in Charlton Village are the best locally but used to be better, but you get about 50 for a kids portion costing £1.20.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Did you count how many chips granpa? There's a few on here that would actually be interested to know.

    No, I just looked at the smaller portions being served and I said ' you've had your chips mate '.
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,596

    Have we done the 'too many people with chips on their shoulder' gag yet?
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,917
    How much are they ?
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    grumpyaddick said:


    Have we done the 'too many people with chips on their shoulder' gag yet?

    I have read about 14 posts with those gags!

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    Chips everywhere.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    I've got chips for lunch
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,919
    Chips are down

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