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Alan Pardew - "what I learnt along the way"

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  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    He was deceived by the agenda? What the f*ck did he think the agenda was?

    We're a newly relegated club (though it'd be tough to blame him, let's not forget that we were actually a Premier League club when he took over and it wasn't beyond reality that he could have kept us up - it's only the kind of miracle that one should expect from the reincarnation Himself).

    We're financially stable and we're handing him just about the biggest budget in the division. I wonder what the agenda might be? I'm pretty sure that it wouldn't have read; Item 1: Piss money away on third rate players on long contracts to paralyse the club beyond your tenure. Item 2: League One. Item 3: Take the remaining money. Item 4: Deny everything and blame others. Item 5: AOB

    He can try and rewrite history all he likes but he made an absolute pig's ear of the job that he did with us and left dignity free, looking like a mercenary arsehole, not a single person left behind had a nice word to say about him and he was completely incapable of accepting responsibility for his own failings.

    I like him.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    If Palace don't grab this opportunity to spend some of the Premier League money on the dump that is Selhurst Park then they are stupid beyond belief. With Super Al in charge I suspect that won't be easy. He'll suck the money into average overpaid players and hopefully screw them for years. The mans an arrogant chancer.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Valley11 said:

    I think it's quite funny that the one blot on his managerial copybook is his time at Charlton. And unless he invents a time machine, there's nowt he can do about it.

    Alternatively

    I think it's quite funny sad that the one blot on his managerial copybook is his time at Charlton. And unless he we invents a time machine, there's nowt he we can do about it.
  • andynelson
    andynelson Posts: 1,951
    Red-carded for spitting at an opponent when he played for us. Sums up his character.
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,134
    Prick.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Showed dignity at Newcastle - don't make me LOL. Starting fights with other managers old enough to be drawing their pensions and head butting opposition players.

    No you're dead right Super Al, very dignified.

    Big-Nosed-Grey-Haired-Palace-Cunt.
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    In a line up of wankers he would be the wankers, wanker
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    daveaddick said:

    In a line up of wankers he would be the wankers, wanker

    I think you have just given him another trophy ?

    Is that like the players player of the year ?

  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,195
    Love the way he modestly takes credit for Lambert, Lallana and Oxlade-Chamberlain.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Uboat said:

    Love the way he modestly takes credit for Lambert, Lallana and Oxlade-Chamberlain.

    next he's gonna take credit for jonjo shelvey and carl jenkinson
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  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Uboat said:

    Love the way he modestly takes credit for Lambert, Lallana and Oxlade-Chamberlain.

    Did the CSA know about this ?
    I heard he was a bit of a ladies man.

  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,144
    If you visit the Museum, be sure to check out the introductory manual for new players authored by Pardew. Before reading , please note that the nearest loo is a bit of a schlep.

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