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General Things That Make You Want To Vomit

brogib
brogib Posts: 2,128
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'll go first.

Steve Wright Sunday Love Songs
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    George Michael
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    Sweetcorn
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,358
    All things Simon Bates especially "our tune"
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,241
    Other peoples vomit
    People hawking up in the street
    Phlegm
    Other peoples garlic/smoke breath

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    The sight of a palace shirt
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    The smell of vomit.
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Food Poisoning
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    ricky_otto said:

    George Michael

    Does he make you gag?
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,767
    Eating and drinking too much too quickly
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Remember when we went Wrotham Field centre when I was at Fossdene and one of me school chums, Kulvinder, had Wotsits in her pack lunch. On the way back she got travel sick, you know the rest.....

    I ain't touched a Wotsit since and I got a strong stomach
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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,767
    edited May 2015
    brogib said:


    I ain't touched a Wotsit since and I got a strong stomach

    I would make a puerile comment, but decided to just put that bit in bold and let everyone else have a go....
    :smiley:
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    To_Be_Franck said:

    ricky_otto said:

    George Michael

    Does he make you gag?
    On his latest release.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    lordromford said:

    brogib said:


    I ain't touched a Wotsit since and I got a strong stomach

    I would make a puerile comment, but decided to just put that bit in bold and let everyone else have a go....
    :smiley:
    I was trying a think of a way I could work it, but I'm at work so never got the time.


    ; )
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    6 glasses of wine, two pints of bitter and a couple of whiskies.

    Call me a lightweight, but that's the way it is.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Touching wet food in the sink when you've washed up
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    When you get a proper whack in the knackers
  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    Ian dowie.
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,210
    Selfies.
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,808
    My recently divorced 51 year old mate and his new 45 year old girlfriend making baby talk with each other and lots of huggy stuff when you're out having dinner with them.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    edited May 2015
    Cheese, someone with bad breath talking in your face, cat/fox/dog shit.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Public toilets
  • bexleyaddick
    bexleyaddick Posts: 478
    Britain's Got Talent?
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    ricky_otto said:

    Public toilets

    In relation to your first answer, or in general?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    edited May 2015
    People that have pictures of their wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend on their desk.

    Pictures of their children is just about acceptable, but no need for anything else, especially that fat bitch down the end that has pictures of her cat plastered all over the place FFS.

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Baked beans
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The smell of people microwaving vegetables for their lunch at work.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    People that have pictures of their wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend on their desk.

    Pictures of the children is just about acceptable, but no need for anything else, especially that fat bitch down the end that has pictures of her cat plastered all over the place FFS.

    Everywhere I've worked there's at least one person who has a photo of a child that isn't even their's on their desk, it's a nephew/niece/godchild or something. Really, really weird.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Reaching for your bottle of Powerade from the shower with soap in your eyes and grabbing and swigging from the Jif bottle.
    I would imagine.
  • bexleyaddick
    bexleyaddick Posts: 478
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Reaching for your bottle of Powerade from the shower with soap in your eyes and grabbing and swigging from the Jif bottle.
    I would imagine.

    How thirsty do you have to be to need a drink in the shower??!!

  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited May 2015
    bexleyaddick said:

    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    Reaching for your bottle of Powerade from the shower with soap in your eyes and grabbing and swigging from the Jif bottle.
    I would imagine.

    How thirsty do you have to be to need a drink in the shower??!!

    Depends how long you've been in there and how much vigorous exercise you've been partaking in, I would imagine.

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