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What are my chances of watching Champions League Final?

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  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    That's Thread of the Year taken care of.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
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  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    I don't know what does your Nan think...?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    paulie8290 said:

    League 2 play off final- Missed
    League 1 play off final- Missed
    Championship play off final- Missed
    Europa League final- Watched
    FA Cup final- Watched 1st half
    Copa Del Ray final- Caught last 10 minutes

    Bloody Women Right Hand, surely I can get the Champions League final, must be some kind of law against stopping me watching it :-)

    Fixed it for ya!
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    edited June 2015
    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Text back saying no we fcuking aint . MTFU
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    Tell her you presume that's the royal
    'we', as you're watching the football.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991
    So you're missing the biggest game in the European football calendar because you've been instructed to attend her sister's house?!

    You need to man up as a matter of urgency before you end up being more butler than boyfriend. Women are bloodsuckers - give them an inch and they'll take a mile. You've given her about 5 miles already.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.

    Tell her that you'll go to her sisters if you can have a threesome, otherwise you'll be staying at home watching the football.

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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    North Lower Neil said:

    JessieAddick said:

    Let's be honest, CL would be a much less entertaining place without Paulie starting new threads every now and again. Besides, we would not see funny posts like the above one written by Chizz. ;)

    Every now and again?!

    But agreed.
    I will have you know this is my first thread for 2 weeks
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.

    watch it round there then or is her sister scary as well?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    no need to be rude to her, just drop into conversation something along the lines of "shall I bring beers with me for the game or would you girls prefer it if the lads watch the football in the pub up the road"
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,341
    Oh dear...
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Chizz said:

    Oh dear...

    How did u manage to get hold of my texts
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Paulie reach in your pants and find your bollox son, ffs man up will you
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    Lost for words, once again. Tragic scenes all round.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,461
    Correction...

    Just out of curiosity... If your partner wanted you and her to go for a night out together when a game of Football is on.

    Hands up how many would actually have the balls to tell them to feck off I'm watching t'Football
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,852
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Correction...

    Just out of curiosity... If your partner wanted you and her to go for a night out together when a game of Football is on.

    Hands up how many would actually have the balls to tell them to feck off I'm watching t'Football

    Me - although it wouldn't happen because the situation wouldn't arise (she knows me too well after 30+ years!!).
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,018
    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.

    That would be your aunt's ? :wink:

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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Correction...

    Just out of curiosity... If your partner wanted you and her to go for a night out together when a game of Football is on.

    Hands up how many would actually have the balls to tell them to feck off I'm watching t'Football

    Yeah I would. Not for any game - I'd be willing to sacrifice a mid-table Dutch game or a League 2 game in favour of going out with the missus - but I wouldn't miss a Champions League Final, and nor would I expect any bird worth her salt to expect me to miss it. It's not a crime to watch the odd game on the telly.
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,741
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,461
    MrLargo said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Correction...

    Just out of curiosity... If your partner wanted you and her to go for a night out together when a game of Football is on.

    Hands up how many would actually have the balls to tell them to feck off I'm watching t'Football

    Yeah I would. Not for any game - I'd be willing to sacrifice a mid-table Dutch game or a League 2 game in favour of going out with the missus - but I wouldn't miss a Champions League Final, and nor would I expect any bird worth her salt to expect me to miss it. It's not a crime to watch the odd game on the telly.
    Thing is... If it was a Charlton game then I'd probably understand, because its the Champions League which involving two non-English clubs and rarely produces an entertaining match I wont bother
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    paulie8290 said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    JessieAddick said:

    Let's be honest, CL would be a much less entertaining place without Paulie starting new threads every now and again. Besides, we would not see funny posts like the above one written by Chizz. ;)

    Every now and again?!

    But agreed.
    I will have you know this is my first thread for 2 weeks
    Obviously not allowed on Charlton Life either
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    MrLargo said:

    So you're missing the biggest game in the European football calendar because you've been instructed to attend her sister's house?!

    You need to man up as a matter of urgency before you end up being more butler than boyfriend. Women are bloodsuckers - give them an inch and they'll take a mile. You've given her about 5 miles already.

    That equates to 5 inch's....just saying......
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,600
    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.

    does she run your life for you? surely she should ask first? sounds demanding, bin her

  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    Paulie, are you genuinely bothered about missing it? I suspect this was just a humorous way of wanting to tell everyone you have a missus.
  • WS_Addick
    WS_Addick Posts: 75
    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.

    Grow a pair.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.



    There ain't a football match In the world worth missing a three up for
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,852
    nth london addick said:

    paulie8290 said:

    And the answer is no chance!

    Just got a message saying, we are going to her sister's on Saturday night.



    There ain't a football match In the world worth missing a three up for
    World Cup Final - with England favourites?

    No, you're right.

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