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Patrick Bauer Songs

CH4RLTON
CH4RLTON Posts: 2,618
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Endless opportunities.....

I'll start with this one to the tune of postman Pat,

German pat, German pat , German pat wears a red and white hat,

All the fans are singing,

and the season is just beginning.

Pat feels he's a really happy man.
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    CH4RLTON said:

    Endless opportunities.....

    I'll start with this one to the tune of postman Pat,

    German pat, German pat , German pat wears a red and white hat,

    All the fans are singing,

    and the season is just beginning.

    Pat feels he's a really happy man.

    You hum it son i'll play it!
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,042
    soapy_jones said:

    CH4RLTON said:

    Endless opportunities.....

    I'll start with this one to the tune of postman Pat,

    German pat, German pat , German pat wears a red and white hat,

    All the fans are singing,

    and the season is just beginning.

    Pat feels he's a really happy man.

    You hum it son i'll play it!
    Think I prefer Suggs's line in The Young Ones for this one...

    "You hum it...I'll smash your face in!" :smiley:
  • cafcrocky87
    cafcrocky87 Posts: 421
    Big f******g German is the obvious, if lazy, choice.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    The lad he came from Portugal... Bauer, Bauer
    He's strong, he's quick, he's fucking tall... Bauer, Bauer
    At centre-back, you'll never score
    He sounds like he's from 24
    He's Paddy Bauer, Charlton's number 5.
    LALALALALALALA LALALALALALA
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,820
    I think I prefer the "He's better than Jack..." one
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    CAFCsayer said:

    The lad he came from Portugal... Bauer, Bauer
    He's strong, he's quick, he's fucking tall... Bauer, Bauer
    At centre-back, you'll never score
    He sounds like he's from 24
    He's Paddy Bauer, Charlton's number 5.
    LALALALALALALA LALALALALALA

    This one is brilliant and is stuck right in my head... Is nice and catchy too as am humming it on my lunch
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Surely we could do something with midnight hour:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGVGFfj7POA

    #You're gonna run from the Patrick Bauer#
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    CH4RLTON said:

    Endless opportunities.....

    I'll start with this one to the tune of postman Pat,

    German pat, German pat , German pat wears a red and white hat,

    All the fans are singing,

    and the season is just beginning.

    Pat feels he's a really happy man.

    Grim.
  • CharltonBoy
    CharltonBoy Posts: 203
    2 world wars and 1 world cup!??
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  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    seth plum said:

    Surely we could do something with midnight hour:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGVGFfj7POA

    #You're gonna run from the Patrick Bauer#

    If we got another line or two this would be brilliant, can't think of anything atm myself but the chorus sounds good enough!

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    You're gonna run from the Patrick Bauer
    6 foot 4 of fucking Kraut
    You're gonna run from the Patrick Bauer
    He's gonna punch your fucking lights out

    Racist Moi?
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,555
    Holed up in bed with man flu and can't think straight but surely we can do something with that song 'we've got the power'
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,596

    Nice to see we have all moved on from those boring and lazy stereotypes of our trusted EU partners
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    On the other thread I suggested (as in the Madness song)

    Bauer House, in the middle of our street/team, etc
  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    He's White, He's Red, He'll your steal your sunbed,Patrick Patrick!!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    to the Robin Hood theme:

    Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer
    riding in his Merc
    Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer
    Pardew is a jerk
    our pulled pork is a must
    but Pat prefers Bratwurst
    Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer he's got the power
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,071
    edited June 2015
    Macronate said:

    to the Robin Hood theme:

    Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer
    riding in his Merc
    Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer
    Pardew is a jerk
    our pulled pork is a must
    but Pat prefers Bratwurst
    Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer he's got the power

    Howabout changing Patrick Bauer Patrick Bauer riding in his Merc to he's not a little runt? Not sure how that affects the 4th line though.
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,959
    Pedro45 said:

    I think I prefer the "He's better than Jack..." one

    Yep I reckon that's the one that will catch on
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    Do the harlem shake.
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  • ChiAddick
    ChiAddick Posts: 1,781
    Definitely 'he's better than jack'
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,071
    CAFCsayer said:

    The lad he came from Portugal... Bauer, Bauer
    He's strong, he's quick, he's fucking tall... Bauer, Bauer
    At centre-back, you'll never score
    He sounds like he's from 24
    He's Paddy Bauer, Charlton's number 5.
    LALALALALALALA LALALALALALA

    This is brilliant!
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    He's better than Joe, he's better than Joe
    Patrick Bauer he's better than Joe
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    We love Paddy Farmer ( bauer transleted toEnglish) to the Dambusters
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    To the tune of Ruby Kaisrr Chiefs.

    Oh Bauer, Bauer, Bauer, Bauer,
    Ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh,
    He's Deutsche, Deutsche, Deutsche,
    Ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh,
    He'll foight cha, foight cha, foight cha,
    Ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh,
    Oh Bauer, Bauer, Bauer, Bauer.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited June 2015
    he'll protect us from the Premiership 4
    keep the strikers from our door
    when the chips are down
    he'll be around
    with his undying, death defying tackles for you

    Benty will hurt himself
    Patrick will be physical
    sparkling, love, haddocks and pearls and pretty girls
    he will wear the twenty three
    cos he has a crush on Vicky B...yeah

    the Bauer of love
    a force from above
    protecting our goal

    not sure how the drum will blend in.

  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Lazy_eye_metaphor said:

    Pedro45 said:

    I think I prefer the "He's better than Jack..." one

    Yep I reckon that's the one that will catch on
    Which sums our support up - can only sing simple songs done a thousand times before
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    edited June 2015
    To the tune of John Lennon's 'Power To The People' ... someone needs to write some errrrrr lyrics, or words at least ((:>)

    Bauer to the people .. well it's a start
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,052
    Quality I possess, and say I'm fresh
    When my tackle goes through the flesh
    Of the opposition striker that I am holding
    Copy written lyrics, so they can't be fouling
    If they all Snap, don't need the referee
    To try to save them, your voice don't see
    So peace, stay off my back
    Or I will attack and you don't want that

    WE'VE GOT THE BAUER!
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    edited June 2015
    Lincsaddick said:

    To the tune of John Lennon's 'Power To The People' ... someone needs to write some errrrrr lyrics, or words at least ((:>)

    Bauer to the people .. well it's a start

    You say we want a revolution
    About the lack of defensive cover
    Well, you get on your feet
    And enter the street

    Singin', Bauer to the people, Bauer to the people
    Bauer to the people, Bauer to the people, right on

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