Yeah. I didn't know what to say at that point. Just replied 10 Marlboro lights and a lighter please
Pwopa nawty
Yeah, to be fair that woman at the cash point probably thought, I've seen you in football factory, goodbye Charlie Bright etc, you're a hoodlum.
Good this, I've turned a comment about a snooty look I got once from a woman at a cash point into how I look like Danny Dyer. Some of my mates also think I look like Terry Christian.
I'm not giving mine away. All ill ever say is 'battle of Hastings' and if they suss that they have earned the right to beat me silly before dephiling my bank account
When you've run out of excuses and you finally accept your neighbours invite to a BBQ. He tells you not to bring any beer as he has loads and promptly hands you a 33cl bottle of Sainsbury's "French Biere" at 2.7%abv and it's warm!
When you've run out of excuses and you finally accept your neighbours invite to a BBQ. He tells you not to bring any beer as he has loads and promptly hands you a 33cl bottle of Sainsbury's "French Biere" at 2.7%abv and it's warm!
People who clearly are annoyed about something but then they waffle on about something else and before you know it they have gone off at another tangent and you start to forget what they might be annoyed about in the first place. And then, just as you start to get what they are getting annoyed about again, they start telling you about something else that they are not annoyed about.
Fkn Amazon website. No matter how careful you are checking out to avoid things like Amazon Prime etc., they make it as difficult as possible to buy anything on their site without coming away with somewhat you didn't want.
With disinterest is how you react to that, Chelsea are a shower of shithouses but palace are on another shitty level for me. Two cunty clubs meet. I lose interest
Pubs that put out signs that are wrong. For example, "food served all day". I go in and order a drink and ask for some food and am told that they stopped serving at early-o-clock. Then, I've got a drink I didn't want that has to be dealt with before I can go somewhere else to get the food that I did want.
When pulling out of a concealed entrance and you have to inch forward out into the main road to check that the coast is clear. The idiot behind you tailgates all the way so that there is no space for you to reverse if needed.
The voice of Greenie (my new invisible conscience) in my head when I'm driving along the motorway and sense that I've been in the middle lane too long. I've never even met the man and can only guess what he sounds like, but he's there when I'm driving along thanks to the wonders of Charlton Life.
That members of my family think because I spend to much time on Charlton Life, that I must be some sort of IT whizz kid and ask me to sort out every little computer glitch they have.
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Good this, I've turned a comment about a snooty look I got once from a woman at a cash point into how I look like Danny Dyer. Some of my mates also think I look like Terry Christian.
Could be worse, could be Terry Nutkins
C***s annoy me.
oops sorry for telling !
Attention seekers annoy me.
When pulling out of a concealed entrance and you have to inch forward out into the main road to check that the coast is clear. The idiot behind you tailgates all the way so that there is no space for you to reverse if needed.
The voice of Greenie (my new invisible conscience) in my head when I'm driving along the motorway and sense that I've been in the middle lane too long. I've never even met the man and can only guess what he sounds like, but he's there when I'm driving along thanks to the wonders of Charlton Life.
That members of my family think because I spend to much time on Charlton Life, that I must be some sort of IT whizz kid and ask me to sort out every little computer glitch they have.