The Sofa
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Breaking news from The Valley.....two Millwall Fans have been caught red handed after breaking into the stadium & attempting to make off with the sofa.
Police sources said "just a bit of extra thought at the planning stage & the dozy tw@ts would have got away with it!"
https://youtu.be/pAQlEWqwnaA 3 -
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Well they certainly seem to be enjoying the sofa experience!LeaburnForEngland said:0 -
Im suprised they never thought about using the sunroof.Oakster said:Breaking news from The Valley.....two Millwall Fans have been caught red handed after breaking into the stadium & attempting to make off with the sofa.
Police sources said "just a bit of extra thought at the planning stage & the dozy tw@ts would have got away with it!"
https://youtu.be/pAQlEWqwnaA
DFS never really thought through the whole buy a sofa get a Skoda promo deal did they?1 -
That microphone audio is awful, who the hell is the sound engineer, Helen Keller?LeaburnForEngland said:2 -
I hope they don't play any of the Dr Who theme tune; you will never get 9000 behind that sofa.4
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He's a friend of Chirpy.AFKABartram said:How do you get picked? Can't believe it is at random as all very 'safe' choices so far.
Is it a bit of a 'who you know' carve up?0 -
I started chuckling at this, but then I noticed the little girl playing with a ball. When she lost control of it, it bounced into the road and she followed it. And not one of the three moronic adults even seemed to notice. At this point, the video stopped being funny.Oakster said:Breaking news from The Valley.....two Millwall Fans have been caught red handed after breaking into the stadium & attempting to make off with the sofa.
Police sources said "just a bit of extra thought at the planning stage & the dozy tw@ts would have got away with it!"
https://youtu.be/pAQlEWqwnaA
A bit later, the even smaller child is wandering around underneath the sofa that is hanging precipitously from the car.
For fuck's sake, if you can't be bothered to keep your kids safe, hand them in to social services you pricks.
Sorry for the sense of humour bypass, but this fucking enrages me.4 -
And the sofa is seen as a punishment for being one.Riviera said:
He's a friend of Chirpy.AFKABartram said:How do you get picked? Can't believe it is at random as all very 'safe' choices so far.
Is it a bit of a 'who you know' carve up?0 -
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Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?0
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No more than what you can take to the stands. There are, however, restrictions as to what you can do i.e. jump on top of the players when we score!aliwibble said:Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?
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Chance would be a fine thingAddick Addict said:
No more than what you can take to the stands. There are, however, restrictions as to what you can do i.e. jump on top of the players when we score!aliwibble said:Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?
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I wouldn't mind but, every time Brentford scored, the steward would stand in front of us just in case we wanted to protest - or join in their celebrations!0
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When this regime finally leave I genuinely hope that sofa is ceremoniously burned in the west stand car park, that's when we'll know this nightmare is really over.9
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Can't guy take it with him as a valley memento.2
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Can we try and find out who is on the sofa for the Ipswich game?
Surely they'll get a bit of tv time, so could be a great opportunity to have some form of t-shirt/scarf/flag etc to show our disdain for Roland.2 -
lol, good one.Addick Addict said:
when we score!aliwibble said:Just out of interest, are there any restrictions as to what you can take with you to sit on the fan sofa?
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If it was possible I'd like to shove that sofa right up RD's arse.
Even if it's not possible I'd give it a good go.2 -
The sofa has cursed us0
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That was why I was wondering :-)Addickforlife said:Can we try and find out who is on the sofa for the Ipswich game?
Surely they'll get a bit of tv time, so could be a great opportunity to have some form of t-shirt/scarf/flag etc to show our disdain for Roland.2 -
They might as well give it the the away keeper, not sure what they do during a game.5
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And, thereby, is the problem. Health & Safety will ensure that the sofa has the best in fire retardants. When the regime finally leave, we'll have a damaged club and a damaged sofa in the West Stand car park.se9addick said:When this regime finally leave I genuinely hope that sofa is ceremoniously burned in the west stand car park, that's when we'll know this nightmare is really over.
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Can we at least use it at the valley to block our goal line, could be the 12th man.2
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Not sure it will pass the CL height test, unless you turn it on its end.Mendonca In Asdas said:Can we at least use it at the valley to block our goal line, could be the 12th man.
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Gone, gone, thank God almighty the sofa's gone !2
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Should have put it on a bonfire for Guy Fawkes1
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Ah, this must be the change of direction that people were on about!se9addick said:Gone, gone, thank God almighty the sofa's gone !
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I suspect that it's only because it's been raining that it's not making an appearance today ;-(2
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It's been out when it's rained before. Even had a stupid little rood thing.Addick Addict said:I suspect that it's only because it's been raining that it's not making an appearance today ;-(
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