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Charlton Rhyming Slang

Exiled_Addick
Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
edited October 2015 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Following on from Stephen Henderson (presumably) coining Bob Bolder as slang for shoulder, I thought it might be fun to try and come up with some other Charlton Rhyming Slangs.

A couple to get started:

"I got so drunk down the pub the other night, I fell off me Gary Poole and banged me Zheng Zhi."
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Sure you hadn't been smoking too much Jimmy (Seed)?, that can send you a bit David (Mooney)
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,241
    I think your telling a couple of Cory Gibbs, there Henners.

    I heard it's raining outside, best grab my Chris Solly, i would jump in my El-hadj Ba, but unfortunately it has a flat Alex Dyer.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    You calling me a John Fryer? You better apologise in a Richard Murray
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    We've been doing these on Twitter all afternoon for Charlton Live on Sunday - any good ones that come up on here I will unashamedly borrow for the show too.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    great thread, in fact it deserves a Dean Kiely :smiley:
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,042
    Just hoping to see a win tomorrow night and not see the team having a Katrien!!
  • Charlton_Stu
    Charlton_Stu Posts: 3,866
    If we don't win tomorrow reckon Guy Luzon will be gone for a (Deon) Burton.
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    Going to the doctors as i've got a case of the Martin Pringles
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,042
    Charlton_Stu said:

    If we don't win tomorrow reckon Guy Luzon will be gone for a (Deon) Burton.

    But if we do, we'll all be feeling a lot more Stuart Balmer and a lot less Steve Brown.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    An obvious one, but that Pardew is a right Andy Hunt.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,020
    I'm going by Naby (Sarr) tomorrow, but real Charlton fans will let the Hogan (ephraim) take the strain.
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Lend us a Ronnie (or as some would say borrow us a Ronnie)
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    edited October 2015
    killerandflash said:

    We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

    Youll end up jesper blomkvist
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    McBobbin said:

    killerandflash said:

    We had better not be Steve Gritt tomorrow, or else I'll be drowning my sorrows on the Derek Hales

    Youll end up jesper blomkvist
    Jesper Blomkvist as a Paul Hart

    After that many Derek Hales, I'll probably be producing a few Paul Harts the next day...
  • BPhasnohair
    BPhasnohair Posts: 201
    I am going to play with my Kevin Lisbie
    Can only find 1 Keith Peacock
    How many of you live in Darren Bent
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    My Jimmy Giles are giving me gip. I'm not looking forward to having. Danny Shittu
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited October 2015
    LouisMend said:

    We've been doing these on Twitter all afternoon for Charlton Live on Sunday - any good ones that come up on here I will unashamedly borrow for the show too.

    you can't do that you thieving Andy Hunt.

    bet you don't use this one on the show.
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    edited October 2015
    In Essex tomorrow so will jump on the Woolwich Les Berry to get to the game.
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    Self - pitying twat, he's really playing the Harry (Arter - martyr)

    I'm sorry, that seat's Paul Bacon - taken

    Eurrgghh, thats Gary (Breen - obscene)
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I'm working late tomorrow so a bit disappointed were not on the Morgan Fox
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The lager in the ground is Steve Gritt, shame they dont sell mark kinsella
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    If we don't win tomorrow Luzon might be using a Nick Pope.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Next time Millwall come down the Valley, I reckon we're in for a bit of an Eddie Firmani.

  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    man_at_milletts said:

    Next time Millwall come down the Valley, I reckon we're in for a bit of an Eddie Firmani.

    And then we'll get held in after the game by the Andy Todd
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    edited October 2015
    .
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    I really couldn't give a dietmar
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    lolwray said:

    I really couldn't give a dietmar

    Hmm, great minds (or bad minds) think alike. That's what I deleted from my post before although Ian King and Andy Hunt got a mention too.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    thai malaysia addick said:

    lolwray said:

    I really couldn't give a dietmar

    Hmm, great minds (or bad minds) think alike. That's what I deleted from my post before although Ian King and Andy Hunt got a mention too.
    Best we don't get into a Charlie Wright over it !
  • Jack_Charlton
    Jack_Charlton Posts: 338
    Patrick Bauer = shower

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