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WayneK
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"Used condom discovery leads to upsetting climax to Catford mans bus journey" Oh Matron

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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,615
    lol...............did he realise that someone had used it before him or that he had arrived to soon !!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    News Shopper is the free version of the daily sport these days. Wouldn't use it to wipe my arris.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    buckshee said:

    News Shopper is the free version of the daily sport these days. Wouldn't use it to wipe my arris.

    and if you did, I'm sure a reporter would be there to capture it for the next front page exclusive..........
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    Don't worry all, apparently there's no chance of relegation and "it's ludicrous to think that Charlton are going to be anywhere near the drop zone next May"

    http://m.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/13878363.Charlton_fans_are_being_dramatic__there_s_no_chance_of_relegation/
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    se9addick said:

    Don't worry all, apparently there's no chance of relegation and "it's ludicrous to think that Charlton are going to be anywhere near the drop zone next May"

    http://m.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/13878363.Charlton_fans_are_being_dramatic__there_s_no_chance_of_relegation/

    That's the new Charlton blogger's views.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,330
    Anyone who doesn't like the NewsShopper's articles should stop buying it.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    LouisMend said:

    se9addick said:

    Don't worry all, apparently there's no chance of relegation and "it's ludicrous to think that Charlton are going to be anywhere near the drop zone next May"

    http://m.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/13878363.Charlton_fans_are_being_dramatic__there_s_no_chance_of_relegation/

    That's the new Charlton blogger's views.
    Is it Colin ?
  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    It's a guy called Jake Bacon. He's a Charlton fan obviously but also works at the Shopper as a news reporter.

  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    LouisMend said:

    It's a guy called Jake Bacon. He's a Charlton fan obviously but also works at the Shopper as a news reporter.

    Also obviously hasn't been watching many matches lately, to have faith of us not being in a relegation scrap is having faith in RD giving us a big boost of players at Jan - and even that may not be enough.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    My laptop starts to smoke when i click on a Newshopper link. Must be one of the worst news web sites I've ever seen.
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  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    Atletico Addick said:

    LouisMend said:

    It's a guy called Jake Bacon. He's a Charlton fan obviously but also works at the Shopper as a news reporter.

    Also obviously hasn't been watching many matches lately, to have faith of us not being in a relegation scrap is having faith in RD giving us a big boost of players at Jan - and even that may not be enough.
    I've seen him in the press box at a few home and aways recently.

    It's all opinions on these blogs, I've had pelters for mine before.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030
    LouisMend said:

    It's a guy called Jake Bacon. He's a Charlton fan obviously but also works at the Shopper as a news reporter.

    Cool, I like his incredibly misplaced optimism - I'll call him Colin.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited October 2015
    So Jake Bacon writes a whole piece reporting that the fans are spreading rumours that Luzon is getting fired. He then can amplify these rumours, including comparing time scales with Bob Peeters firing, no doubt so he can still go to the press conferences and matches and deny spreading rumours, instead blaming the fans and keeping his hands clean. Luvvely Jubbly everyones a winner.....
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    LouisMend said:

    Atletico Addick said:

    LouisMend said:

    It's a guy called Jake Bacon. He's a Charlton fan obviously but also works at the Shopper as a news reporter.

    Also obviously hasn't been watching many matches lately, to have faith of us not being in a relegation scrap is having faith in RD giving us a big boost of players at Jan - and even that may not be enough.
    I've seen him in the press box at a few home and aways recently.

    It's all opinions on these blogs, I've had pelters for mine before.
    Opinions do take pelters, and someone claiming a team who's club captain is having to rally fans ahead of a match against one of the leagues worst teams isn't amongst relegation struggles - is a shade deluded. He may be right but it's certainly a bold claim looking at the table and on the grass where we play, not like we've been unlucky
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,838
    Bedsaddick said:

    My laptop starts to smoke when i click on a Newshopper link. Must be one of the worst news web sites I've ever seen.

    Blimey. Have you warned it about the health risks?
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    LouisMend said:

    It's a guy called Jake Bacon. He's a Charlton fan obviously but also works at the Shopper as a news reporter.

    Moaner Jake Bacon - sounds like a Cat Stevens album ;-)

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