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Comments you Shouldn't make to your mates

letthegoodtimesroll
letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,796
in General Charlton
Bloke in the City this morning on the way to work, having a conversation on the phone with a (probably now ex-)mate and sharing it with the passing world: 'it's ok but it doesn't compare to all the others...what, you've bought one ?'

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  • CyrilDavies
    CyrilDavies Posts: 855
    Well it could have been a Skoda!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,758
    You didn't tell me what a good shag your sister is
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited November 2015
    DaveMehmet said:

    You didn't tell me what a good shag my sister is

    or that...
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,799
    DaveMehmet said:

    You didn't tell me what a good shag our sister is

    Or this..........
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,464
    This thread seems to have run its course pretty quickly. Great job.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,467
    It was pretty inevitable
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,095
    Do you fancy 'managing' my club over in England ?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,615
    It hurts quite a bit at first but you'll get used to the feeling pretty quickly
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,220
    At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

    The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    JiMMy 85 said:

    At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

    The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

    Join the club. I could probably write a book about the number of 'I'll get my coat' and cringeworthy things I've said and done.
    Your only hope is to try to restore some kind of cosmic balance with good stuff.


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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,273
    edited November 2015
    JiMMy 85 said:

    At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

    The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

    Its often the case that people who have big gobs on the internet are often timid things in real life.

    Sounds like you are not that case though. :-)

    Edit to put a smiley in in case any offence taken...


  • throughthickandthin
    throughthickandthin Posts: 964
    Hi Everyone I am a Charlton Fan.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,569
    JiMMy 85 said:

    At the end of a long night out last week, I was trying to highlight how attractive I find the actress Rachel McAdams. I somehow managed to contrive the words "My mate Matt's wife looks like her, goes to show how fit she is; that's the only friend I'd cheat on!"

    The table of married friends took this in a variety of offensive ways. I've been cringing about it ever since.

    Don't know Matt or his wife, but if she looks like Rachel McAdams she's a definite 8/10.

    Not worth a would ya though.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,458
    "Your daughter is very attractive, when's her 16th birthday?"
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,188
    edited November 2015
    For those like me who just had to quickly Google... If that were my sister I'd be a Norwich Fan ;)

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