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sadiejane1981
sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
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...Sadie and I am an Addick. I'm addicted to Charlton, to Charlton life and to chocolate. I am also a gambling addict that's not very good at poker but plays anyway. I have really bad morning breath, I lick poo, I sometimes don't wear underwear, I leave the room to fart but everyone still notices, I think I'm clever but I'm just annoying, I am secretly a Chelsea fan but don't like the colour blue, I am married to a sex god that is much better looking and smarter than me and always wins at everything I am very very lucky. I am an idiot because I leave my phone laying around logged into Charlton life.

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  • LouisMend
    LouisMend Posts: 5,446
    .
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    LouisMend said:

    .

    Knew it as soon as I saw it was you on the main forum page hahaha.
  • Stewart
    Stewart Posts: 2,451
    edited November 2015
    Tell us something we don't know
  • C_Jensens_Love_Child
    C_Jensens_Love_Child Posts: 1,598
    Slim Shady....
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    oh dear :smiley:
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,554
    sadiejane1981 said:

    I lick poo

    explains the bad morning breath

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    image
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Lunchtime drinking
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    More importantly, how are the extra large trackies mate ?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    MrOneLung said:

    More importantly, how are the extra large trackies mate ?

    I'm glad that someone posted that : - )
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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Wtf???
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    I did something similar on my wife's facebook some time ago. It didn't end well.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Absolute tosser :rage:

    Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Absolute tosser :rage:

    Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan

    Do lick poo though?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Absolute tosser :rage:

    Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan

    But the poo licking is correct?
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    I'd say great minds, but ...
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    MrOneLung said:

    More importantly, how are the extra large trackies mate ?

    He struggles to fill the front.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    PL54 said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    Absolute tosser :rage:

    Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan

    But the poo licking is correct?
    Once but a long story. And it weren't as it sounds.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    sadiejane1981 said:

    PL54 said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    Absolute tosser :rage:

    Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan

    But the poo licking is correct?
    Once but a long story. And it weren't as it sounds.
    Sounds or tastes?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    sadiejane1981 said:

    PL54 said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    Absolute tosser :rage:

    Just for the record I don't now and never have "secretly supported Chelsea" no matter how much he may wish. Now for a revenge plan

    But the poo licking is correct?
    Once but a long story. And it weren't as it sounds.
    Still preferable to supporting Chelski.
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    edited November 2015
    PL54 said:

    I did something similar on my wife's facebook some time ago. It didn't end well.

    My favourites are to post up a ultrasound picture or an engagement announcement for someone then sit back and watch their phone go crazy.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    North Lower Neil said:

    PL54 said:

    I did something similar on my wife's facebook some time ago. It didn't end well.

    My favourites are to post up a ultrasound picture or an engagement announcement then sit back and watch their phone go crazy.
    Well that's definitely being done tonight ...
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    That isn't to my wife's phone, by the way, but to friends.

    I wouldn't risk it with the Mrs, she knows too much!!

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