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Don't trust Belgian women

guinnessaddick
guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
edited February 2016 in Fun, Jokes & Captions

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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    I hardly think a motor driven vibrating seat provides too much of an advantage.

    If she falls off does she re-cycle?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    If you take the seat off there are other attachments...
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    A vibrator seat keeps a smile on her face
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    I'm just trying to work out where the exhaust pipe went.
  • skywalker
    skywalker Posts: 476
    I don't trust belgian women ... nothing to do with the specifics of their bikes ...
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    It could be the motor for her on board colonic irrigation system.
    Which in the photo seems to have malfunctioned somewhat.

    BTW when I ran a colonic irrigation company, it really took a lot out of me.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I've told you all before about Belgians and how weird and unpredictable they can be.

    Just go to one of the backwaters and watch. They terrify me.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Carter said:

    I've told you all before about Belgians and how weird and unpredictable they can be.

    Just go to one of the backwaters and watch. They terrify me.

    Brave decision to open this thread' then! ;-)
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    A somewhat sexist and racist thread title? Should it not be something along the lines of "Don't trust this particular Belgian woman (or her friend if it was actually her friend's bike)"? If you're going to argue that we don't trust Katrien either as she would appear to be liar, that's still only a sample of two which isn't statistically viable.

    For your information, yes, I do read The Guardian.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited February 2016
    AddicksAddict said:

    A somewhat sexist and racist thread title? Should it not be something along the lines of "Don't trust this particular Belgian woman (or her friend if it was actually her friend's bike)"? If you're going to argue that we don't trust Katrien either as she would appear to be liar, that's still only a sample of two which isn't statistically viable.

    For your information, yes, I do read The Guardian.

    A bit of a long title.. ;)
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    LuckyReds said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    A somewhat sexist and racist thread title? Should it not be something along the lines of "Don't trust this particular Belgian woman (or her friend if it was actually her friend's bike)"? If you're going to argue that we don't trust Katrien either as she would appear to be liar, that's still only a sample of two which isn't statistically viable.

    For your information, yes, I do read The Guardian.

    A bit of a long title.. ;)
    So if you'd been at Trafalgar, we'd have had 'Get stuck in, lads' instead of 'England expects that every man will do his duty'?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited February 2016
    AddicksAddict said:

    LuckyReds said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    A somewhat sexist and racist thread title? Should it not be something along the lines of "Don't trust this particular Belgian woman (or her friend if it was actually her friend's bike)"? If you're going to argue that we don't trust Katrien either as she would appear to be liar, that's still only a sample of two which isn't statistically viable.

    For your information, yes, I do read The Guardian.

    A bit of a long title.. ;)
    So if you'd been at Trafalgar, we'd have had 'Get stuck in, lads' instead of 'England expects that every man will do his duty'?
    "England expects every man will do his duty" - naughty, that wouldn't be very inclusive of any women who wanted to join my battle would it?!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    edited February 2016
    LuckyReds said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    LuckyReds said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    A somewhat sexist and racist thread title? Should it not be something along the lines of "Don't trust this particular Belgian woman (or her friend if it was actually her friend's bike)"? If you're going to argue that we don't trust Katrien either as she would appear to be liar, that's still only a sample of two which isn't statistically viable.

    For your information, yes, I do read The Guardian.

    A bit of a long title.. ;)
    So if you'd been at Trafalgar, we'd have had 'Get stuck in, lads' instead of 'England expects that every man will do his duty'?
    "England expects every man will do his duty" - naughty, that wouldn't be very inclusive of any women who wanted to join my battle would it?!
    Sadly, the 19th century Royal Navy was not renowned for its equal opportunity employment ethos.

    (Edit: missed out 'not' which rather spoiled the effect.)

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