Spanner taking liberties down our gaff today

Only the four cylinder model.

Real Jags have at least six.

T.C.E said:

That Number plate comes back as a X Reg corsa.

Not if it starts with N it dont!

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I wanted to show them what they could aspire to if they got their heads down and put a shift in in their new workplace.

For balance I took them 400 metres or so down the road to show them the mini All Hallows caravan site to highlight just what could happen to them if they don't work hard. They both started welling up, full of nostalgia for their homeland. We hastily left with both of them peering out of the back window, each with a tear in their eye.

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I wanted to show them what they could aspire to if they got their heads down and put a shift in in their new workplace.

For balance I took them 400 metres or so down the road to show them the mini All Hallows caravan site to highlight just what could happen to them if they don't work hard. They both started welling up, full of nostalgia for their homeland. We hastily left with both of them peering out of the back window, each with a tear in their eye.

Fair play to you for owning up to the real dump that is SE16 3LN

I'm sure that if we were to put out a poll to find out just how many agree with you, the results would be a resounding 98% in agreement with me.

Obviously the oldies will make up the majority of the rebellious few.

cafcfan said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I am, I have to say, somewhat disappointed that anyone but a spanner would know the post code for the toolbox.

Deep down everyone knows the postcode to gods own acre.

Big_Bad_World said:

cafcfan said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I am, I have to say, somewhat disappointed that anyone but a spanner would know the post code for the toolbox.

Deep down everyone knows the postcode to gods own acre.

Just for the sake of clarity, (and to beat @cabbles to fact of the day) a football pitch, including its perimeter areas is around two acres.

cafcfan said:

Big_Bad_World said:

cafcfan said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I am, I have to say, somewhat disappointed that anyone but a spanner would know the post code for the toolbox.

Deep down everyone knows the postcode to gods own acre.

Just for the sake of clarity, (and to beat @cabbles to fact of the day) a football pitch, including its perimeter areas is around two acres.

That concludes today's fact of the day. Join me or @cafcfan tomorrow for another fact of the day

Big_Bad_World said:

cafcfan said:

Big_Bad_World said:

cafcfan said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I am, I have to say, somewhat disappointed that anyone but a spanner would know the post code for the toolbox.

Deep down everyone knows the postcode to gods own acre.

Just for the sake of clarity, (and to beat @cabbles to fact of the day) a football pitch, including its perimeter areas is around two acres.

We spend so much time in the opposition half that I forget about the other acre

Redrobo said:

Big_Bad_World said:

cafcfan said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I am, I have to say, somewhat disappointed that anyone but a spanner would know the post code for the toolbox.

Deep down everyone knows the postcode to gods own acre.

I think God looked down and thought the den looked just the place to squat and have a dump.

Decide against it as too much sh** there already.

Do you want a cuddle?

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

RedChaser said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Apologies. I had to use the wife's little run around for that trip to the dump

And then you popped along to the Valley afterwards, yep that figures

I had no choice. As I was re-entering the country at Dover yesterday a wild eyed lady, claiming to be a highly respected Belgian lawyer, approached me with two dishevelled looking, I assume, Hungarians and asked me if I could take them to SE7 8BL as they had been promised 8 to 9 months work a year.

I agreed to take these poor souls to the stated destination and, as I agreed, the lady handed me her card and said there was regular work available to me ferrying people between Dover and SE7.

Ok but why go via Zampa Road SE16 3LN, I'd get the Sat Nav checked over

I wanted to show them what they could aspire to if they got their heads down and put a shift in in their new workplace.

For balance I took them 400 metres or so down the road to show them the mini All Hallows caravan site to highlight just what could happen to them if they don't work hard. They both started welling up, full of nostalgia for their homeland. We hastily left with both of them peering out of the back window, each with a tear in their eye.

Fair play to you for owning up to the real dump that is SE16 3LN

I'm sure that if we were to put out a poll to find out just how many agree with you, the results would be a resounding 98% in agreement with me.

Obviously the oldies will make up the majority of the rebellious few.

You definitely didn't stop in se16 as the wheels are still on the car