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Roland Rat Caption Contest

Stig
Stig Posts: 29,019
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    Don't you try and scare me Jacob Marley. Without me there wouldn't even be a Christmas!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Huh?
  • alan dugdale
    alan dugdale Posts: 3,076
    And just behind me to the left, will be Meire Mews and Deuchatelet Drive.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    He stares, sternly and coldly, at the camera. His hand rises to his chin and, to the horror of those watching, he slowly peels off his mask to reveal the face of.......

    Simon Jordan. His evil cackle echoes across the stadium. "Enjoy the Conference South you tossers!"
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Phil Parkinson called me the other day and said when he left he forgot to take one of his jumpers with him.

    I told him I hadn't seen it.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2016
    I have a dream. A dream to one day host a first team game at The Valley with as many bums on seats as you can see in the background.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Support the regime not the team.
  • CAFC Luke
    CAFC Luke Posts: 227
    Why am I only getting thirteen frites Katrien and where is the bloody Belgian Mayonnaise?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    alan dugdale said:

    And just behind me to the left, will be Meire Mews and Deuchatelet Drive.

    Not forgetting Fraeye fields, Peeters park, Luzon lane, Riga road and Murray mound.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Do I seriously have to smile and look like I give a s**t? - Nope I'm not doing it
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  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    He looks superimposed on the background in that photo?
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    "Where am I?"
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited February 2016
    As you can see im so very thrilled to be here at last!.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,972
    Charlton owner goes to extreme lengths to ensure a happy customer experience by installing a new marijuana playing surface.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    "I look like a tosser, I talk like a tosser, therefore I must be a complete and utter.................................WANKER!"
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited February 2016
    I paid for this pitch, of course I can roll it up and take it back to Belgium with me.
  • diamondaddick
    diamondaddick Posts: 102
    Why do I have the feeling that nobody likes me?
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    Look into my eyes, I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman. (It was faked to get you to hire my pitch)
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited February 2016
    Hold on, don't this Charlton team play in claret and blue?
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    Must remember to get some detergent on the way home....

    And maybe some toilet paper.
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Well Roland how do you feel now...? Its Match-Day today with kick off just five minutes away and just look at all the fans here
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    "By adding this second set of goalposts and luminous yellow grass, we will overwork and distract the opposition goalkeeper and win the game.

    No one else in English football has thought of this because I am so clever."
  • Chris81
    Chris81 Posts: 95
    Can you guess how many flats I can fit in behind me?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    "Since I've been in England, people keep mistaking me for Jeremy Hunt, well thats what I think they say"
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Roland takes in the atmosphere at CAFC's first game in League 1
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    Not a caption - but I'm struggling to laugh at any of these...
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    *Thinking*

    Now, would it be better to get off the train early and catch the DLR to London City Airport, or should I stay on to Waterloo and try the Eurostar.
    The journey here was a bit tough and I think someone took a sneaky photo. I'm pretty sure I was papped...

    Not like the trains in the good old days, you couldn't beat a nice slam door 6305 and overhead cables. Oh, they were the nuts, they were.
    You could open the door and jump off without fear of someone taking a sneaky pic with their tripod based brownie camera, making numerous copies and posting them to all their friends..

    It's quite unsettling, really, that on my second visit to my football club that I am not able to travel using public transport without having to put up with so called customers and their pointy clicky cameras.

    If only I could afford some other mode of transport, but I really like the train. Oh, it's such a dilemma.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Weegie Addick said:

    Not a caption - but I'm struggling to laugh at any of these...

    Create your own then? :)
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Weegie Addick said:

    Not a caption - but I'm struggling to laugh at any of these...

    Create your own then? :)
    I'm not in the mood to be funny...

  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    To show the Jimmy Seed stand? Why is it his stand huh? I own the Club this is my stand not his huh

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