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Roland Rat Caption Contest

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    Old man looks shocked as he is caught knocking one out in the director's box.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Come on, you guys, I'm a massive fan of Chorlton United
  • Matttees
    Matttees Posts: 47
    Where is my sofa?
    .
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    Ah, so this it what it looks like.
    It looks so different in real life
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    A lovely picture of Roland and his supporters.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2016
    I keep meaning to come to a game. One day I'm going to have the full football experience. I love this place. The only problem is all these shit managers that keep turning up and signing the worst players imaginable. Who the fuck keeps appointing these clowns.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,409
    Weegie Addick said:

    Not a caption - but I'm struggling to laugh at any of these...

    Neither is Roland.....
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    I wonder if this is the right time to unveil Colin as Director of Football?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Weegie Addick said:

    Not a caption - but I'm struggling to laugh at any of these...

    Sorry to disappoint (: that can be deemed as either a caption or a response (:
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    You were here before me, will be long after I'm gone - but clearly not when I'm here?
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  • MikeBaileysFanClub
    MikeBaileysFanClub Posts: 309
    I don't understand. Why is everyone calling me Jeremy Hunt ?
  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,721
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Well Roland how do you feel now...? Its Match-Day today with kick off just five minutes away and just look at all the fans here

    Katriene has listened to the customers and is wowing them in Crossbars with "Knees up Mother Brown" They just won't let her go but she assures me that she will lead a conga of 20000 into the stands by kick-off.
  • Lower_Westsider
    Lower_Westsider Posts: 215
    Mirror mirror on the wall
    Am I the biggest c*nt of all
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Well that's me done, see you in two years.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    hurry up or I'll miss the 2.27 to Lewisham
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    How many times do I have to tell you ?

    I am NOT MOG !!!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited February 2016
    A deluded Belgian fan, reported missing on Saturday evening, was today found wandering around The Valley, after failing to find the exit on Saturday.
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    I'm so happy to be back.
  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    "Ok, Roland .... Sad face please" ..
    "No .. Roland ... That's more general confusion ............... Ok, that's swinging more towards bewilderment"

    "Ok, we're not getting this .... thats more comtempt .....

    "Let's role play ....... let's try this, Imagine you paid €2.5million on Naby Sarr, Ok, now 3 years later we've had to pay up his contract because he's turning into an expense and has ZERO re-sale value..."

    "Ok, we've got it"

    "Great, thats perfect, hold that thought one more shot"
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    They think I couldn't give a shit.
    Shows what they know,
    Noisy English ingrates!
    There's one sliding warmly down my left leg right now.
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  • GetOutOfMyClub
    GetOutOfMyClub Posts: 406
    MrLargo said:

    He stares, sternly and coldly, at the camera. His hand rises to his chin and, to the horror of those watching, he slowly peels off his mask to reveal the face of.......

    Simon Jordan. His evil cackle echoes across the stadium. "Enjoy the Conference South you tossers!"

    Brilliant !
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    edited February 2016
    Stand up woman, at least wait until we get to the sofa.
  • Chris81
    Chris81 Posts: 95
    Katrien told me we were targeting 20k. I've counted 20k seats so I'll chalk that up as another success for her...
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,673
    I aim to improve the post match protest experience.

    Catering outlets will remain open, serving a choice of Protest pie or EnChanting burger - each served with a Meire portion of Chips, Sadly there can be no peace on the side.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    "And on this spot will be sited the new development's Sales Office".
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    I only came here to see sex on the pitch
  • MikeBaileysFanClub
    MikeBaileysFanClub Posts: 309
    There's a village somewhere in Belgium missing their idiot.........
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    He looks far happier in that picture than we do on a match day!
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Roland brings joy to The Valley.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    "Relegated to League 1? Do I look worried to you?"

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